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Me with food.

Owner of the very cranky cat I babysit: you love him even though he never gives the love back? 🥹 Me: oh he rubs on my hands sometimes Owner: he. WHAT.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

audacity

Back when I was in college my aunt was dying of lung cancer. Me: oh btw San my aunt is dying of cancer so if I don't show up... My professor: oh totally get it Also me: good news San! She died politely her funeral is on a non class day My professor:

For the first time in my nearly 30 years I've experienced a hangover. 0/10 did not enjoy

Little hole in the wall Chinese place that we went to for Chanukah one year. The owner was Chinese and her husband was Jewish. Loveliest people I've ever met. They closed during the beginning of covid. I hope they're well.

Context: dad got 2 teeth removed 1 of which has gold in it Me: can I keep your teeth after you die? Dad: I was planning on selling it Me: noooo that tooth is gonna be my nest egg! One day the gold in it will be worth

Timeline cleanse

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

I just walked a mile in the woods with Teddy. I've learned I am too fat for that. Never again.

Sweet volunteer at work: how's it going? Me fighting back tears: well Teddy saw the vet today V: good? Bad? Me: ....mmmm meh V with a twinkle in his eye and a smile: 50/50? Me: yeah Michael 50/50

I made Teddy jump with a hug today. I had a terrible time at show just all over the place emotionally. I went up to him (he saw me coming!) and flopped into him for a hug. He jumped like "the hell? What's gotten into you?" As if I don't hug him every time I see him.

Teddy sees our trailer guy: Oh hey Scott! What's up? He lovesssss Scott. Scott took really good care of him while he was quarantining.

Me after my horse screamed in the face of the ring steward before I could be dismissed after wildly swinging his body around during inspection and in general being a nuisance:

Very important announcement: I can now eat bananas. For years I couldn't because with my autism bananas were overwhelming with the texture and the flavor. I've eaten like 10 bananas since finding out I can tolerate them now.

What are you?

gimme

My dad yesterday during the storm: alright I'm going back up Mother Nature sending a lightning bolt a street over from me: get yo ass back downstairs

Stop and watch this now. If you have to stop where he mentions, Jenn put the fundraiser further downthread. This is our reality now and you don't and can't do everything but you have to find something you can do. Because if somehow this isn't enough, know this won't stop here. Do what you can now.

I love when I do turns with Teddy and I can see his brain going "and step and step and turn" lol Also when he tries to be a butthead and my hand comes up to guide his shoulder and he suddenly quickly crosses his legs over like "I'm turning mommmmmm"

Me watching my 20 nearly 21 year old cat who could die any day toddle towards a piece of turkey that I dropped: noooo. Stop. Don't. Deborah. Naughty.

Eggsy as a itty bitty baby. He was a fading neonate when this picture was taken! He took it all in stride and is a big (well not very big) strong boy now

Me before anesthesia: I am allergic to gluten and wheat Staff: here's your allergy bracelet! Staff after anesthesia: soooo do you want some crackers? Me:

ok this one isn't free and isn't easy but 👀 www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...