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felsic.bsky.social
PDX-based. V̶e̶r̶y̶ Excessively, trés, lethally, notoriously, absolutely, infamously, excruciatingly, incomprehensibly, unsurpassably, astonishingly, mind-bendingly, spectacularly gay. But publicly PG-13.
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Neighbor across the street traded in his Rivian for a Cybertruck, and now the thing doesn’t even fit in his garage. Moron.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Unnamed thugs drag a woman out of a town hall. And the attendees cheer.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

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I sent my productivity check in. Be sure to send yours!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The moral of Dracula is “putting together a polycule is harder than you might think.” The moral of Frankenstein is “maybe don’t have a baby.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’ve enjoyed spending the week visiting @spiralien.bsky.social up in the civilization of Canadia, but I’m looking forward to getting home tonight to the husband and THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY OHMYGOD

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@therealchromatic.bsky.social sending you this refreshed Calgon Jesus who just got her nails done to bless your day

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I guess to be fair, the HGH bottle didn’t say what KIND of growth the hormones would induce…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment