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chimney crickets guys

bro wake up.. you're having one of your screamin mimis

ugh my coverage autorenewed last year so i don't have a 2024 application to view which means i cant access my 1095 online what the hell do you guys want my money or not

deadnamed on the healthcare marketplace of ideas

get obama on the horn i can't find my 1095-A form

lmao thank god it has been sunny idk if i could handle looking at my taxes during a grey week

state of washington should change its name to north oregon what are we doing here

barack o's modern life anyone ever said this shit

not to get political, but arthur wellesley was one of the british commanders who ended the anglo-mysore wars by defeating tipu sultan in 1799 and among those who ended the napoleonic wars in a coalition victory when the seventh coalition defeated N napoleon at the battle of waterloo in 1815

i! love! lesbians!! hyawwwwwww!!!!

If you’re going to subway you have to try the footlong sandwich, it’s their signature dish

I have turbo mommy damage

nevertheless she went to canes

theyre calling it the caviar of the farm

more like turd-bo tax am i fuckin spitting rn or what

god damn you donald trump for turning my lifelong poverty meal into an inaccessible delicacy

guys i think if chickens controlled the price of eggs then theyd be even more expensive since theyre the ones who shidded them thangs out themselves

i have no opinion on who is "really trans" or not like i honestly dont give a shit but when someone shows their entire ass and reduces transness to the tiniest atom sized point of it solely being an identity with zero material element then dog i straight up do not relate to what youre saying at all

fighting demons craving canes

guy who says biscuit like conduit. invented this guy just now

on further reflection it was really rude of me to call nerdskull a boymoder so i am apologizing... to boymoders!!

have you tried unplugging being transgender and plugging it back in again

Shoutout fogerty & them credence boys

‘hey @grok pound my fucking hole

boymoders cant sit with us i say this lovingly. be a man and put on a dress you coward. then come sit with us

cis woman who wears a packer to make her better at sports

mom dad meet my boyfriend, whirlpool hiccups

so what we get drunk? so what we smoke weed?

ugh of course i have to take this breathalyzer right after i decided to test if hand sanitizer works on mouths too

homies make the world fuckwithable

sucking off my homie cuz his dick got bit by a snake

the we the be the the rfx and be fxccf

kronk was yzma's grungler