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Because Twitter went down the Xitter 🚽 https://twitter.com/Femmebouix ⚜️ Supreme Panther Queen ⚜️ Swedish ~ Femboy ~ Transgender ~ Furry? ~ Pan ~ 🌱 ~ ☮️ ~ 18+ I get rather uncouth, crude and raunchy at times. 👉👈
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Confession time: This is the outfit i wore when i lost my virginity, minus the cap but not the katt face mask (🙀). Pandemic intercourse was something else i'm tellin ya.

Somewhere in the world, someone is turned on by mushrooms and want to fuck a mushroom. They have it easier than bacteria-sexuals i guess. 🦠

Is vampirism and blood sucking some kind of taboo kink? 🤔 (Asking for my plumber's cousin's dog sitter-in-law)🧛

I dreamed of being promised a blowjob by a cute girl, but she wanted me to shower first. Problem was the shower drain had become clogged by a nasty hair monster that splashed me with filth and i had to waterboard my face clean until i woke up from the suffocation. 🙀🙀😿

I get a little jumpscare every time i see furries in mainstream media. 🙀

I can't be the only one who gets annoyed when my own follower count doesn't decrease after i block the dastardly sex bots. I don't want to get bloated on account of some AI crappe. I'm much too humble. Truly. 😾

I dreamed of jerking off a furry porn artist. 🥴

It's always tummy tuesday somewhere on the globe, right? 😼 A picture from a different time.

Escaping from the bogeyman in your nightmare is always like trying to run knee-deep in fudge. 🙀

I am ruined. My poor little cat of nearly 14 years died today, just 3 months after i lost her auntie of 15 years too. They were my oldest friends and now they're both gone. It hurts really badly. 💔

So hard to find people nearby willing to blow me a little every now and then. It would be really helpful. 🥺

When video games are harder in the beginning because the tutorial phase limits your tools and options. 😾

BONE AT THE TEAT 🍽️ 😽👌

The world is full of evil stinking knobs. 😠

I wonder how it feels to be one of those people who spread questionable information immediately after a tragic event. Do they just shrug it off if the facts ever catch up with them? It's often the same people doing it repeatedly too. Second-hand embarassment.

Another old one of my not very meaty thighs. 😸 #Femboy 😼

I hope GTA 6 will have an optional feature for Lucia to be topless, if anything just to reduce unnecessary internet traffic to modding sites as soon as it hits PC. ... For the environment, ya know. 👀

How drunk do you get from one glass of wine? 🍷🤔 The cheapskates at church only hand out little sips. And mulled wine is basically just grape soup for children.

Am in territorial dispute with my cat. She is claiming the whole ass bed as her property. 😾

Boys who work the night shift, have sexy dark rings under their eyes and look kinda fucked up and tired. 🥺 I wanna make late afternoon breakfast for them. 😽

Sometimes i wanna be stereotypical blonde bimbo. 😺 Wanting boys to pay attention to me, or at least my boobi.

There was a time when the rudest thing someone tried to show me online was "granny porn". Just innocent old ladies with grey hair and some sagging in general. Not much of a shocker really. That'll be all of us after 35. 🙀

Maybe there really is a nazi base on the dark side of the moon and the muskrat space imp is 'phoning home'. We're fucked. 🙀

Damn Jehovers witnesses sending long-ass letters with menacing handwriting, freaking me out like SOMEONE'S AFTER ME. 🙀 Who even sends snail mail in this day and age anyway?! ONLY STALKERS I TELLS YA!

Anybody wanna come visit the cougar's mountain cave? There'll be snacks... You, namely. 🐆

Homosexuality 🌽

I found myself on the weird side of Youtube again, by chance i swear, and found gay lions goin' to town. Damn it, they got more figured out than i do and probably ever will. I don't wanna be ole hermit mountain lion no more. 😾

I don't know what the landlord is smoking, but it's warm enough that i have to keep my window open while it's snowing. 😸

i showed you my secret reserve of tinned artichoke hearts please respond 😶

FRUIT IS TASTY PRE-CUM, TRANSPORTING SEED. Flowers are colourful and fragrant just to trick insects into helping them FUCK. Birds sing because they want to grind their little sex-holes together. Fungi just splooge all over us. I'm disillusioned. Everything on Earth is FUCKING. I want some too... 🥺