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feral-and-anxious.bsky.social
only worms and brainrot here
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:D

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i believe it's possible to smoke so much weed you become a genius

submitted 18 hours ago • 24 comments

there's enough microplastic in my brain to make filament and 3d print a tiny penis

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

learning ASL so i can rapid fire gang signs on her clit

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

[swipes my card thru her pussy] debit or credit?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

woah

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Women should not be shaving their armpits. The armpit is a no man’s land where God forgot to design anything and then covered it with hair so we wouldn’t notice. Your armpits embarrass God.

submitted 2 days ago • 272 comments

my tension headache is actually the worms getting closer to escaping

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The things I'll do for weed

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Are you foreskin or against skin? 🎤 🤨🫵

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

i be thinking about what the worms think about

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

pussy talented it speak italics

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hold onto your vaginas

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

bring me two penis coladas

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

“i was born in the wrong era” not me. i love reading 100k words of yearning on ao3 and talking to gay people online.

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

going to my local honda dealership and asking the rep for a lobotomy 🧠🎀

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i take so much benadryl i know the hat man's full government name

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

mother said it’s my turn with the serotonin

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ten out of ten people die that’s so crazy

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

i am never angry at the mushrooms

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ur dad

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

no, please, tell me more about how you think i should be doing my job. oh, that? that's just my listening brick.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Soft kisses on some fat lips😌

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

:( (manipulatively)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i was a bitch my bangs weren't laying right

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The toilet seems so greedy when you flush it.

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

on wednesday’s we smoke crack

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Oh....my penis is big....

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

thinking about pan-fried morel mushrooms

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

☀️ 🏝️ 🚤 ⛵️ 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 🫧 🐋 🐟🐟🐟 🐟🐟🐟 🐙 🪸🦀

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

time for breakfast. [massive fucking bong rip] :)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

tbh? if you can't escape the backrooms... skill issue, hold r, seethe, cry about it, cope, L, you ain't built different

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I bite

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Soup is really the ideal food because nobody can ask you for a piece

submitted 10 days ago • 58 comments

we can't estus our way outta this one, gang

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to be a feral goddess today but work is getting in the way of that

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

SO NORMAL ABOUT MONHUN

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

pov: you open the office scanner and see a smudge of my dick print on the glass

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Pink Starburst supremacy

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

peenor infection

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

gonna try using funyuns as a cock ring will update soon

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

nooo that was my emotional support fleshlight

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

i need a lobotomy but for my uterus

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments