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feralgrumpy.bsky.social
Aging weirdo doing the best I can in the snarkiest manner possible. I block scammers and cold DMs.
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Jam out with your Spam out?

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You just don't hear about people being chorked out of the squang anymore. Probably the economy.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

We're having chicken nuggets with leftover pasta. It's probably the lowest hanging version of chicken Parm.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I put ghost pepper salt on my breakfast just to feel something, and again in 8 hours.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

It feels like the government is in the hands of a few scrotums stuffed with rancid hams, because it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Morons

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Leftover sausage gravy over curly fries? Why not, the rule of law is dead.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Cybersex- jerking off with extra steps. Cybertruck- see above.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My dad got "saved" when I was in 6th grade, and subsequently forced me to attend a Baptist school for 7th and 8th. It did not go well. What passed for science was a travesty. Adding a curriculum of magical thinking to kids that already know better is not going to be the success they think it will.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments