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feralrabidcrow.bsky.social
he/they/it || I am an adult TF2 yaoi enthusiast
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they called me freudian slippin' jimmy back in college

call him heavy the way his boobs weigh on my mind..... #tf2

Pussy Vagina. That's what they're all talkin' about these days. No one wants to get stabbed, or say 'Hubba hubba boingoingoing!' at a gorgeous dame. It's all Pussy Vagina. What's a fella to do in this economy? I'm struggling. All my goons unionized, they goonionized, I tell ya! I got nothin'.

pirate getting the craziest head: YAAARGH!!!! They be eatin' me vaginer!!!!

ermmmm scout serving cunt wip..

Can more people please start making content of Miss Pauling pegging Scout.... please I can't fight this battle on my own #tf2

76 men get lobotomized!! Have to be injected with experimental brain rebuilding nanomachines! Many such cases!

*checks watch* 4 o' clock?? I gotta go impregnate my husband! *scurries off on all fours*

wow this is like if weezer was for pirates

pulling up to my tent after a night at the clown club and 40 smoking hot clown babes pop out of my car

DNI if you don't fuck w/ Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa the hit 2008 movie by Dreamworks, sequel to Dreamworks movie Madagascar from 2005

Reading Jesse Pinkman/Walter White Omegaverse in public and shaking my head the whole time so they know I disagree with it

Team Fartress Toot, bitch

babe are you alright you've barely touched your 9/11 porridge

😂the barnacles are coming😂

*I drop a rock on your head killing you instantly* oops i slipped

Having the worst day EVER. #GladiatorialCombat

*walks out of bathroom covered in water, toothpaste, and dental floss* heh. you should see the other guy

banned from the big fart convention because my fart was just too big

you're in her dms but i'm doing backwards 360s off her clitoris