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Hi, I'm Demetrius. I like sports (especially baseball. I joined SABR lol), I like video games, I like weird stuff. If you like any of that, then we're cool. @batterypower.bsky.social BatteryPower.com
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When we went to the foot ball match in that cold weather we was COLD

Foot ball

Only the biggest sickos have any idea what's going on a month-to-month basis and even still, this league is the ultimate "Just leave it up to God" league lmao

Got a flag lol

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Slightly related: I'm very sad that the Yankees facial hair policy skipped the area where you would've been most likely to see some dude with a five o'clock shadow ripping a dart in the dugout. That could've been someone wearing a dingy gray Yankees away jersey smh

See, this is the stuff where like it would be hilarious if it wasn't for this all being rooted in racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, every -ism and -phobia you can think of, etc. Like, this old man who culturally hasn't advanced past 1991 and an uber-rich ketamine addict bumbling for gold 😭

You don't listen to baseball on the radio because "I need to see the action with my own eyes." I listen to baseball on the radio because I genuinely wanna hear stuff like Darren O'Day asking Ben Ingram if he's ever stepped on a Lego before. We are not the same.

Also, cleaning while listening to baseball. I'm feeling good on this here Saturday

Found this while doing some cleaning. I don't recommend pouring hundreds of hours into a portable college football game but also I don't regret it, either.

Please salute my 25 month old daughter who consumed an entire Costco hot dog today. When we told her “we’re going to Costco now!” after her soccer practice, she immediately squealed “HOT DOG” and very much backed that up.

Will Aaron Judge have the courage?

NEW ORLEANS WILL NOW HAVE HAD WRESTLEMANIA 3 TIMES SINCE THE LAST TIME ATLANTA HAD WRESTLEMANIA ATLANTA HAS 1 MORE NEW STADIUM BUILT IN THAT TIME PERIOD THAN NEW ORLEANS. BRING IT TO ATLANTA WHILE MY HAIRLINE IS STILL INTACT

The world's first Popeye's biscuit

Schalke and Darmstadt wearing kits on Sunday (election day in Germany) that read "Vote for Democracy! Against racism & exclusion!" Not often as a BVB loyalist I applaud Schalke, but this is one of those times.

He worked for the defense of a World Trade Center bomber, and he can’t defend Diddy lmao

Tr*mp is shutting down at midnight tonight the federal website for ordering free COVID tests (four per order). I just ordered four—can’t be easier. Last call. ------------------ covidtests.gov Please share

Just wanna piggyback on this and say that I'm very grateful for the whole crew at @shadesofbluenw.com for existing. It is wonderful to be able to talk about and listen to discussions concerning my favorite foot ball club with people who look like me. Thank y'all!

They got a week into spring training, saw Devin Williams' average fastball sitting at 48mph, and realized he was a modern day Samson

TNA crowd i was unfamiliar with your game

check the temperature in hell, y'all

Howard Dean got too excited about going to New Hampshire and his campaign died immediately. 21 years later and Steve Bannon is doing Nazi salutes since that's normal now

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

Guess the Trump phone call replaced the "hey don't lose Connor McDavid in the defensive zone" film session

Happy for Canada and all their fans except for the dweeb wearing the TRUMP 51 jersey

I honestly believe that Donald Trump could've pulled off the wallet inspector scam with some of these folks, man

caught him in the open ice with his head down, oof

lmao I was just thinking "ayo do nbc got any baseball money laying around"

This is probably the 3rd or 4th time ever where I've seen something that Rob Manfred said/wrote and been like "Welp gotta give it to him" and this letter is one of those moments

Stupid fkn Ben Verlander tried to mansplain baseball to me over on the twitter, hilarious

Imagine in 2015 someone telling you that 10 years later the entire country would be at the mercy of the host of The Apprentice and the rich guy who sold flamethrowers for some reason

Grimes: "Come home, the kids need you." Elon, currently being bent like a pretzel as if Ketamine has him in the Figure Four Leg Lock:

Regular-sized lettering on uniforms was made for moments like these

The lamest fucking people on the planet