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he/him. Tools Engineer at Bungie. Probably just bluesky-ing about sports. Thoughts are my own.
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New pfp, also please take me back to China asap

When you're a kid, no one tells you that as an adult you can just say "F it, breakfast for dinner", because otherwise you'd be even more in a rush to grow up than you already were

writing a wiki page at work today and I had to google the english translation for 相反, whats up

//NOW #MarathonReveal 📺🟣 twitch.tv/marathonthegame

Sean Chan the GOAT

Marathon #1 on twitch LETS GO

//SOON #MarathonReveal 📺🟣 twitch.tv/marathonthegame

What? noooo I'm not staying up late on my vacation to watch the Marathon reveal

Nothing compares to a warm dead body. 🐈 Join us on Saturday, April 12 @ 10AM PT for the Marathon Gameplay Reveal Showcase. #MarathonReveal 📺🟣 twitch.tv/marathonthegame ▶️ youtu.be/PZUv1-qR1Aw

bought a bunch of games on sale for an upcoming vacation. now I have a bunch of games sitting in my library that I can't play yet.

this feels more shocking than the Russ trade, my god

I hate sports

i'm tired

KENDRICKKKKK

man I'm so tired of the chiefs

Sigh

Never a doubt

The Seahawks ran the ball twice in a row. It's a Christmas miracle

Mark Sanchez: "Well, he let go *after* pulling JSN down so good no call there"

Tell me more about how replaceable Geno is

if there's any proof Grubb is allergic to running the ball, it's calling this many passing plays with Sam fucking Howell in the game

man, sometimes the offensive playcalling just feels really... naive?

can the seahawks ever have a normal game on national television

I've seen enough Josh Jacobs to last me a lifetime, thank you very much

here I am huffing hopium for Black Myth Wukong to win at TGA tonight 🐵

I guess you know you've reached adulthood when you're excited about receiving spatulas as a gift.

There's no better feeling than thinking, "Ugh, what am I going to eat?" opening the fridge, and seeing leftovers.

Being sick but "not sick enough to warrant taking a day off" is really such an American problem

I swear to god if Charbonnet gets the ball in another crucial situation again I'm gonna lose it

nevermind the offense has still gotten their opportunities to suck

The Seahawks offense can't be incompetent if they never get the ball?

Ask and you shall receive, I guess!

Re-post if your favorite team is in 1st place in the division

Leonard Williams saw the bomb cyclone and said "I can do that too"

did anyone see Deejay Dallas talking mad shit after the opening kickoff return cuz that was hilarious

Facebook seems to do a great job of "accidentally" re-enabling notifications after I've turned them off. And making it a massive pain to disable them. And just straight up making new notification categories altogether.

My power's back, woo!

Why do "I'm down for X" and "I'm up for X" both mean that you're willing to do something?

The Seahawks are undefeated in the Seahawks twitter Bluesky era

GENOOOOOOOOO

I swear to god if Charbonnet gets the ball in another crucial situation again I'm gonna lose it