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self-proclaimed world’s normalest person / no pronouns i’m better as a concept
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i would love to support my friends who are in bands but lying is just so hard

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fuck you *miku binders your thomas jefferson*

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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs

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liking someone’s post 45 seconds after they post it is so embarrassing like sorry im chronically online <//3

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ugh

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you may be slut shaming me but i’m not out here begging a man to please wear a shirt that doesn’t have holes in it to the church service you have to drag his ass to every sunday bc he spends his saturday nights coked up in detroit

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“first one goes to blathers” i say as i hand over my newborn child to a nearly 6 foot tall talking owl, which does not alarm me at all

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saw bad outfits with an outfit so bad that several people started giggling as she walked past

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happy 2 year anniversary to the record by boygenius that album quite literally changed my life

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what do you guys think it was

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call me an influencer the way I influence ppl's suicide notes

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we are all hannah montana milk pillows in god’s childhood bedroom when u really think about it

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the worst person you know is currently being told by a therapist that “it’s okay to be selfish sometimes”

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3 for 1 combo!!!

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well fuck.

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i’m currently watching this girl sitting across from me eat a whole ass tomato like a fucking apple

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oh hell nah they’re sending my ass back to december 2024

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“can you drink some water for me pleaseeee 🥺” i will fucking demolish you.

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only i would accidentally be stuck in a talking stage with ronald mcdonald

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it’s been so long since i’ve been manipulated by an evil twink from hell i gotta get my head in the game

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i used to be funny on tumblr

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i would give the ceo of mcdonald’s the sloppiest of head if he brings back all day breakfast

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ugh

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oh lord i am going to be in a situation aren’t i.

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sighs

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submitted it

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i hate this class so much i’m filling out a transfer application to oregon state

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i have a really good outfit planned for sometime in the first week of april

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i love being autistic and constantly ruining the vibe

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real bad headache. not feeling good. consumed almost exclusively caffeine and nicotine today but i’m sure that’s unrelated

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god forbid a white boy get a little nonbinary with it

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this bitch got me so fucked up im googling “conversion therapy near me”

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sometimes you’re scrolling on tiktok and you see a post that says “fingering your hole can get rid of hiccups” and then you google it and it’s true

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men 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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i fear i’m going to snap at this mf one day soon and disrupt this very delicate ecosystem that’s been crafted

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the thought of dating an apple music user nauseates me

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

my skeets go from my brain to the keyboard to the internet in a matter of 5 seconds. if you can’t understand it, that’s a you problem idc

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