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self-proclaimed world’s normalest person / no pronouns i’m better as a concept
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i’m still mad about my original 3ds btw. if anyone cares

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

oh the plague……….

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i need olive garden and a dr pepper

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i’m on 4 different blocklists. gotta get that number up

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there are people who have me blocked on bluesky and that is so fucking funny to me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

going back in time to peacefully protest against baby hitler

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

why did i do that. with that person. hm.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

i wasn’t being transphobic out loud on purpose

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

some of y’all wake up and immediately listen to julien baker like bitch did you even try to have a good day

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

started meds and immediately became less funny, is it even worth it

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

“can my boyfriend come?” no. also the plans are cancelled now. also i ran him over with my car. he’s dead.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

isn’t it crazy that everyone you know has an email address

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

normalize ghosting men who claim to be djs

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i need a chili’s triple dipper so bad rn.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i was just described as “surprisingly amab” hey what the fuck

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

normalize jumping over the counter and punching customers in the jaw when they don’t know how to fucking act

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i need to queen out with joni mitchell, i think she would love me

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

What sucks about a third global recession happening in my lifetime is I now know what it means and I can't just play wii through it

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

yet another day of being inconvenienced by a white woman

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i would love to support my friends who are in bands but lying is just so hard

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

fuck you *miku binders your thomas jefferson*

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs

submitted 11 days ago • 117 comments

liking someone’s post 45 seconds after they post it is so embarrassing like sorry im chronically online <//3

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

ugh

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

you may be slut shaming me but i’m not out here begging a man to please wear a shirt that doesn’t have holes in it to the church service you have to drag his ass to every sunday bc he spends his saturday nights coked up in detroit

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

“first one goes to blathers” i say as i hand over my newborn child to a nearly 6 foot tall talking owl, which does not alarm me at all

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

saw bad outfits with an outfit so bad that several people started giggling as she walked past

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

happy 2 year anniversary to the record by boygenius that album quite literally changed my life

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what do you guys think it was

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

call me an influencer the way I influence ppl's suicide notes

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

we are all hannah montana milk pillows in god’s childhood bedroom when u really think about it

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

the worst person you know is currently being told by a therapist that “it’s okay to be selfish sometimes”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

3 for 1 combo!!!

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well fuck.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i’m currently watching this girl sitting across from me eat a whole ass tomato like a fucking apple

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

oh hell nah they’re sending my ass back to december 2024

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

“can you drink some water for me pleaseeee 🥺” i will fucking demolish you.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

only i would accidentally be stuck in a talking stage with ronald mcdonald

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments