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Smoothest brain in the game, baby! Mediocre gamer. Mindfulslayqueengirlyboss. Likes raccoons, dogs, walking, and plants. Lots of plants.
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Dunno whose idea it was to have both men's mental health week and pride at the same time, but nicely done! It really annoys all the right people.

'Never gonna feel bad about where I'm at in life because we're doing all this shit just to die'

I am so fucking tired of Israel.

Gonna just immediately block any guy who says 'not all men'

I have this thing where I literally can't read a book for longer than 20 minutes before I start falling asleep. What is wrong with me?

Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover is gross and I hate it

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Decided to stop stressing about losing weight. Gonna just eat loads of sausages and have very little exercise instead.

Client is so late for a meeting and I am seeeeeeething. Almost an hour late. Absolutely no excuse for that unless man's in an ambulance or some shit. And if he isn't, he fucking will be when he eventually gets here. Dickhead.

You want our culture you want our food but you don’t want our people Viva La Raza and fuck the feds

I finally got a wanky hipster espresso machine for home! I AM VERY EXCITED.