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Nothing wrong with celebrating a little Halloween each and every day

Embrace your magnetism and unleash your sexy side.

Level up your sexiness and be seen beside me.

Confident and captivating, that's the essence of who I am.

Obituary in place you have permission to do your thing

Good boys should be seen not heard.

Just had a pee break, now I'm refreshed and ready to take on the world (or at least, my to-do list).

Confidence looks gorgeous on everyone, even in the nude. 💫

Today's goals: eat pizza, watch Netflix, repeat.

Eyes are the window to the soul... which is currently screaming for your touch.

It's all mine because I licked it

Phone call vibes: 100% dirty talk with daddy

I'm not sure if I'm more Roman or just covered in toga.

Every pup deserves happiness

Living life in permanent ink

I'm not saying my underwear is a superhero, but it definitely helps me conquer the day.

Roar louder than your excuses.

Beast mode: engaged.

I'm going to make it a bed day.

In a relationship with the sea. We're going strong.

Me and the dumbbells, we just work out.

I'm a-peeling to your taste buds.

I'm going to make a believer out of you

Cooking is my therapy. Cleaning up? Not so much.

Sweat now, shine later.

Hustle for that muscle.

I'm not sure what's tighter, my speedo or my control of my own life

I'm not sure if my swim trunks are more comfortable than my pants, or if I'm just a weirdo.

Shades on, worries off.

My favorite place is anywhere near the ocean. Even if it's just in my dreams.

Peace out, real world. The next chapter awaits.

Where every drop tells a story.

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.

Tie guy. It's complicated.

In a world full of trends, I'm a classic baddie.

Ctrl + Alt + Del: My favorite kind of threesome

An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age...or just a really cool toy.

I've got my own unique set of challenges, and I'm just going to enjoy them. No need to compare my grind to anyone else's.

Morning glow? More like morning dazed. My skin is radiating from my lack of sleep.

Soaking up in the hot tub, because life is better with bubbles and heating things up.

This is how I climb the ladder... one step at a time, or sometimes just slide down

I saved you a seat

Give the world a smile each day

Did you hear the one about the fast pitch? Never mind. You just missed it.

Just me, my bubbles, and my questionable life choices.

Embracing the wild west vibes with my favorite cowboy hat.

Riding into your sunset with my trusty cowboy hat.

Can I get a little help over here?

Shady business, but someone's gotta do it.