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ffundaddy.bsky.social
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Are you a library book? Cause I’m checking you out.

Are you a vet? Cause I have a weenie that needs a thorough examination.

Someone vacuum my lap- I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

If you were a steak, you’d be well done.

Are you Abraham Lincon? Cause there’s an uprising down south.

This shirt is becoming on you. To be fair, I’d be coming too if I was on you.

Call me a Cyclops, but I’ve had my eye on you all day.

Look left and you'll find a world of possibilities.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together

Lost in the flirtation zone 🌀💋

Cute but devilish inside 😇😈

If my vibe's too much, maybe it's you who's not enough

Whispering sweet nothings to my reflection - we both love it

Let your wild side be your guide

Flirting with danger and enjoying the view

Making waves in seas I'm not supposed to swim in

Walk in like you own the place, because why not?

Trouble never looked so fine 😜🔥

Clothes aren't a statement, my confidence is

Let's skip the small talk and speak body language 🍑🗣️

A little less conversation, a lot more action

Breaking rules and hearts in equal measure 💔💥

I'm always up for a good time

Flirty and thriving, catch me if you can

Sassy by nature, bold by choice

Just the trouble you want 😈

Stealing hearts and running wild, who's coming for the ride?

Bad decisions make the best stories

Chase dreams, not just likes

Sinfully delightful 😈

Censored content... just kidding 😜

Low-key, high-key irresistible 🗝️

Caution: I bite

Mystery wrapped in an enigma

Not average, simply savage 💪

Trouble never looked so fine 👀🔥

Bold and brazen, just how I like it

Isn't "behave" just a suggestion?

Living on the edge of acceptable

I'm sinful and I know it

My vibe is more Vodka and handcuffs than Netflix and chill

Tell me your fantasies and I’ll judge if they're worthy 🌹🔒

Good boys are bad boys that haven’t been caught

Let's cause a little chaos tonight

Catch me if you can, but be prepared to stay 🔒

I’m the trouble you want to be in 😜

Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to the good stuff

I don’t play hard to get, I play to get you hard