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Author of old-style adventure COUNTERFEIT PRINCESS & paranormal CAPTIVE SOULS. Should be writing, not posting.
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Good night, everybody! Don't forget the evil Daylight Savings Time will come for you while you sleep. Turning your clocks forward is your secret amulet! #Svengoolie

Gideon Drew, influencer. #Svengoolie

Good thing someone packed an executioner's hood on the Golden Hind. #Svengoolie

Aunt Flavis believes in dowsing but not disembodied spirits. She's slicing her beliefs pretty darned thin. #Svengoolie

I wonder how many of those Price Is Right audience members knew who #Svengoolie is? Did anyone warn them that they'd become become a meme forever? (P.S. Somebody please make them into a gif.)

"You're acting like a child!" "And you're acting like a money-grubbing old biddy!" #Svengoolie

I'm pretty sure this is the movie that gave us the hippest-ever phrase "I can dig it." #Svengoolie

I have never seen a square hole in real life. I'm beginning to doubt the authenticity of this movie. #Svengoolie

Don't just love neighbors who stop by to mock their neighbors? #Svengoolie

Peasant blouse = supernatural powers. #Svengoolie

When you wake up to this on #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Hey, #AllStarTrek friends. If anyone here is still on X, would you please tell EvilSpock that X has locked me out of my account, so I can't check in on him anymore - but I think about him almost every day and send him good health vibes all the time. Thanks.

Good night, everybody! See you next week! #Svengoolie

What would happen if they held up a Star of David or an Aum? #Svengoolie

And Harker conveniently did himself is. He's a miracle of efficiency. And so helpful! #Svengoolie

Allons-y! #Svengoolie

Whoops, I just noticed my phone's battery is down to 10%. Carry on. I'll be back in a bit. #Svengoolie

Harker is the clueless fiancé and real estate agent all in one. Very efficient. #Svengoolie

If every character in a horror movie had basic common sense, 99% of the movies would be over before the opening credits. #Svengoolie #RunYouIdiot

The dogs can smell the Greenies in his pockets. #Svengoolie

What's your #Svengoolie feast this evening? Mine is an unphotogenic but delicious bowl of turkey chili.

If we have to do push-ups as a salute, I'm in trouble. #Svengoolie

Somebody rang the doggie dinner bell! #Svengoolie

Wherever you are, if your sky is clear, look up sn hour after sunset. (Sorry, ET folks.)

This also applies to political leaders and inept managers.

This has forever tarnished the word "festoon."