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I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too. The official Bluesky account of the Dark Lord of the Abyss, the High Priest of Brimstone, Chief of the Pitt, King of the Underworld, and Rizzmeister of the Eternal Fire. Possibly parody.
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I’m considering sending a plague just for shits and giggles. Literally shits, actually. I can do cool stuff too. It’s not just Him.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s sad to see one of the world’s most important democracies being taken over by self-serving criminals. On the other hand, I can see countless opportunities to secure many American souls in the next four years.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to know what the End of Days looks like, you can have a sneak preview by searching for pictures of California right now. Spoiler alert: this is all Him - so don’t blame me.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

When He’s right, He’s right.

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submitted 62 days ago • 37 comments

Who knew that Amazon’s pet billionaire would turn out to be head-and-shoulders deep in Trump’s rectum? I have an especially warm pit of excrement lined up for such people. I can’t wait to welcome him down here.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Watching American far right extremists (I believe you call them “Republicans”) fall out with each other is quite delicious. The world is going to hell in a handcart and I’ve barely had to lift a finger.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments