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Microdosing leaving twitter forever by logging off tonight and tomorrow to avoid severance spoilers before it’s uploaded to a pirate website

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How it feels to prefer in-office work as a zillennial

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Mustard on the b hole! Mandam call an ample ants 💪🏻

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Love love love when heccin untrained doggos who smell like shit jump up on you with their long ass nails and tear threads out of your favorite knit sweater and then you also smell like shit. A lot of you should leave your dog at home!

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When you accidentally type “~” instead of “!” at the end of a work email

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Will you be my fallontime? Sorry my valuntine? Sorry my valontime? Sorry my fowlintime? Sorry my faolin tie? Sorry my valumtime? Sorry my v

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You think sam altman is evil because of his business and practices? Truth nuke: he is evil because he has tobuscus physiognomy

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Everyone mad at this message for being “biased” or whatever is telling on themselves that they’ve never worked in any professional capacity. This is clearly a message intended to put pressure on trump by telling millions of people all at once it’s on him to fix it like he supposedly said he would

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Many say a watched pot never boils. However I’ve watched many pots boil as recently as 2 weeks ago, I doubt much has changed since then

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I love when it people say “I hate autocorrect”… may I introduce you to the settings app

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Relevant

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Can we admit that cupcakes come with WAY too much frosting? Can we please do that

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You’ve got lotion on your shit rn I’ve got motion on my shit rn we are not the same

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Doing new hire paperwork

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Down so tremendously for olfactory ethics doctor

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I FUCKING HATE MOVING

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I’ve gotta get involved in the ulcerative colitis industry soon. Based on what I can tell from TV it must be lucrative

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Getting a fit off in front of my family today. Nice quarter zip idiot how’s your stock portfolio looking? I smoke top shelf and vape pure glycerin

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What is my mom cooking

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It’s official 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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“Gay son or thot daughter” doesn’t matter. They’re getting named Bazinga either way

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I’m normal and can be trusted with absolute power

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Aside from all the obvious reasons to hate AI, whenever I write ANYTHING I put mental energy into communicating with purpose, efficiency, and detail what I want to get across. I can’t imagine letting a machine take the reigns for me. My writing is my self for better or worse. I can’t lose my self

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I must admit I was never fond of moo deng but Tupi the baby capybara has me feeling a certain type of way

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Grad school won’t save you!!

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Mr. Xi, tear down that internet firewall

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my lips🫦👅like sugar ✨💎 my lips💄💋 like sugar😋🍪this candy🍬🍭got you sprung😳😜this candy🍫🍡got you sprung 😏🍆so call🗣️me💆‍♀️your sugar🍑☕️so call📢me👠your sugar☄️🥧you love🥰you some🤤💃you love💞you some🍰😩

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

You got me fucked up if you think I’m letting any child watch cocomelon. You’re going to sit your baby ass down and watch some northernlion

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Kraven the hunter? I'm kraven the food!! Just joking have a nice day everyone

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Do I have a freakish attention to detail or is everyone else severely lacking attention to detail. Or a nefarious third option

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking with scammers is ALWAYS more fun than blocking

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

What if i was a little tweety bird and I had a slight speech impediment. What then

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Another wrapped season another stark reminder I actually barely listen to music

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"on account of" and "I reckon" are going to be making a HUGE comeback soon. Adjust your vocabulary accordingly #watchthisspace

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Need a modern day slasher comedy movie with a typical villain from an OLD slasher movie that is never caught in time because nobody answers their phone calls anymore

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Every woke thanksgiving got the BIDEN turkey ABORTION stuffing WOMANberry sauce PRONOUN casserole Mac and COMMUNISM NONBINARY gravy 420 BLAZED ham SOROS potatoes Pumpkin DEI SINNER rolls

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

BDS new target acquired

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I love my fellow man. My fellow coworker, however...

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Who the hell is woah vicky. Is she related to woah kenny

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

You’re laughing. Hawk tuah pookie face revealed and you’re laughing?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I've never had catered food that's ACTUALLY good. A lot of catering looks great on paper but doesn't actually live up to expectations. Why is that? Have we not figured out the logistics or are they trying to save money on seasonings or what

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

ARREST WARRANT ISSUED FOR NETANYAHU AND GALLANT WE SMOKING ON THAT WAR CRIMINAL PACK TODAY

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

If hating “israel” is antisemitic then I’m the adl’s most wanted

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"Oh haha I call everyone bro. Bro is like gender neutral because I call everyone bro. So don't worry about it lol I don't mean it that way" - person who most definitely does not call everyone "bro"

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Impeccable loaf on this lad. Absolutely cracking

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I’m addicted to checking the progress bar on movies. Boring and 30 minutes left? Some shit’s about to go down. Action heating up and there’s still an hour left? Buckle up and lock in

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