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Dad to Teen Queen, lawyer to your pets, gratefully retired infantryman in a past life, educator of sorts. Pineapple belongs on pizza. Fascists need not apply.
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A lot of us were worried that with the current political unpleasantness, the Onion would go out of business. Fortunately, there's always going to be enough crime, violence...and sports... to keep it going. This is an absolute gem. The more so because it's the truth. theonion.com/numerous-tea...

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

My clients are heroes. Never let it be said that they will stand by and allow an evolved dinosaur to attack an unsuspecting family.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

This is an inescapable conclusion.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

They have all let the mask drop. That said, they only way you couldn't have known is if you deliberately refused to look. Like the majority of voters did last November.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

40 years ago. Pity it peaked in '98(SE).

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think The Onion is low-balling these metrics. And not in our favor. theonion.com/doge-by-the-...

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Tine for the real decent lawyers in the employ of the US Government to remember Elihu Root.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wouldn't it be funny if the FBI agents arrested Patel on his first day in office? "Morning and welcome, Director. Could you turn around and place your hands behind your back? You have the right to remain silent..."

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Looks like Bond has surrendered to SMERSH. Or SPECTRE. In any event, the bald bad guy has won. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Somebody better tell Trump that the Nobel Prize he so desperately seeks is for "peace" not "appeasement". It didn't work for Afghanistan. It won't work for Ukraine, either.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This is the spirit that will carry us through the dark times. Thank you, @marcelias.bsky.social!!! www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Donald? Vlad here. You're doing a heckuva job! But, we have a concern..." "Whats that, Boss?" "We can't hope to catch up with you on defense. So I think it'll be a good idea if you make some cuts..." "On it, Master." www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

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