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I'm a 16 yr old black furry who questions my sanity a lot. By that I mean I want to be in the MLB. I get walked too much. Btw I'm also an aro-ace, though I might want a female partner sometime. "Born to be an AΦA, forced to have no frat."
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The dream is attending all 162 games of your favourite MLB team in person

Don't let Juan Soto get a home run in the opening day kthx

SPRING TRAINING!

a designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk

Only 3 more days until the Astros start playing their games in Florida

"I need help with the Immaculate Grid" is my favourite catchphrase I use

Vols baseball team on a winning streak with blowouts. It has happened before

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Astros #170 "Top & Bot: 2022" 🟢🟡🟡⚪️ 🟢🟡🟡🟡⚫️ 🟢🟡🟡🟡⚫️ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

We will always have Gritty on our side. And everyone knows not to fuck with Gritty.

#astros #valentinesday

The Red Sox overpaid a popupman named Alex, is y'all for real?

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Astros #165 🟢⚪️⚪️🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

#nflmemes

I haven't seen a worse postseason performance since the World Series #superbowl

Well done.

AD is the new Aaron Rodgers!

JOSE ALTUVE DAY

Happy birthday, Hammerin' Hank!

I need a restraining order.

Hmmmmm....

Astros #156 "Team Ties #2" ⚪️🟡⚪️🟡⚫️ ⚪️🟡⚪️🟡⚫️ 🟡🟡🟡🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟢⚫️

Imagine giving away Jordan Love for Matthew Stafford. This is what the Mavs did.

I say yes! #GoSpursGo #NBA

Please, Astros, come home to bluesky

Jim Kelly and Josh Allen have a lot of parallels. -Neither QB won a national championship in college -Both have common names starting with J and have two Ls in their 5-letter last name -Both have lost a form of championship four times in a row -Both were first picks only played for the Bills

LETS GO CHIEFS

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