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"I watch #SurvivorAU for the plot" The plot:

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for sale

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Did I miss anything in this summary of Creative Australia?

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🎶 rubber cucky you're so fun other men make your wife cum 🎶

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today i had my dream writing gig then two of my outstanding invoices were paid then taught impro at my old school (in the same room where i learned impro in year 8) then went to pub trivia with my friends. it was a good day hyphen ice cube dot mp3

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love making art. love having to write applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art. love having to write to funding bodies to tell them to have principles instead of writing applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art.

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for sale: baby. never worn shoes.

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Apologies for being earnest, but I had an audition today, and in preparing for it I settled on a motto that I'll be bringing with me for any future ones, that I wanted to share: Nothing to prove, nothing to lose, here to enjoy the work.

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how do i fail upwards like checks notes every single person in abc upper management giving evidence at the antoinette lattouf trial

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I loved Isabella Rossellini's performance in #conclave as Chekhov's nun

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guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

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guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

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so cool that chappell agreed to go on guy mont-spelling bee

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the only thing i could think of during this whole movie

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I set today's Real Bird Fake Bird! Can you spot the real seasons of Survivor from the fakes? much love and many thank yous to @folly.studio for having me!! check it out at realbirdfakebird.com

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interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume?” the Lᴏʀᴅ: “my precious child,

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there'll only be zap boing then, i'll tell the children

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vroom vroom by charli xcx but the words 'vroom vroom' are replaced by the words 'toot toot'

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attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion

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craziest part of squid game 2 was when they all had to stand in a circle and play big booty

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Good morning. Over the next two hours I am going to edit two chapters of my novel. This is my declaration. I am going to use my little writing pincers to grab the words in my brain and drag them slowly along the word pipes until they come to land on to the page.

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You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

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yoda gets called for jury duty

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Okay, what if David Tennant and Andrew Scott in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead?

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Submitted a response to Treaty Principles Bill 💪 (do yours today or tomorrow!) Submitted a response to Puberty Blockers thing 💪 (do yours by Jan 20!) A productive Sunday afternoon.

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Executive threatening to cancel White Lotus: Cut Mike White into pieces, This is his last resort

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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✨ This episode of Bluey is called... The 2024 Wordplay Quiz! 🐕 Fifty-one punny/cryptic clues to be to the titles of Bluey episodes, perfect for printing and solving on the couch with your loved ones!

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✨ This episode of Bluey is called... The 2024 Wordplay Quiz! 🐕 Fifty-one punny/cryptic clues to be to the titles of Bluey episodes, perfect for printing and solving on the couch with your loved ones!

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The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

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He's making a list He's checking it twice He's touring the facility and picking up slack He's trading his sleigh for a white Chrysler Le Baron Santa Claus is in a short skirt and a long jacket

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He's making a list He's checking it twice He's touring the facility and picking up slack He's trading his sleigh for a white Chrysler Le Baron Santa Claus is in a short skirt and a long jacket

"I watch #SurvivorAU for the plot" The plot:

for sale

Did I miss anything in this summary of Creative Australia?

🎶 rubber cucky you're so fun other men make your wife cum 🎶

today i had my dream writing gig then two of my outstanding invoices were paid then taught impro at my old school (in the same room where i learned impro in year 8) then went to pub trivia with my friends. it was a good day hyphen ice cube dot mp3

love making art. love having to write applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art. love having to write to funding bodies to tell them to have principles instead of writing applications to funding bodies to afford to make the art instead of making art.

for sale: baby. never worn shoes.

Apologies for being earnest, but I had an audition today, and in preparing for it I settled on a motto that I'll be bringing with me for any future ones, that I wanted to share: Nothing to prove, nothing to lose, here to enjoy the work.

how do i fail upwards like checks notes every single person in abc upper management giving evidence at the antoinette lattouf trial

I loved Isabella Rossellini's performance in #conclave as Chekhov's nun

guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

guy: your word is... hottogo chappell: can you use it in a sentence? guy: I recently went to a very humid african country. it sure is hot, togo.

so cool that chappell agreed to go on guy mont-spelling bee

the only thing i could think of during this whole movie

I set today's Real Bird Fake Bird! Can you spot the real seasons of Survivor from the fakes? much love and many thank yous to @folly.studio for having me!! check it out at realbirdfakebird.com

interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume?” the Lᴏʀᴅ: “my precious child,

there'll only be zap boing then, i'll tell the children

vroom vroom by charli xcx but the words 'vroom vroom' are replaced by the words 'toot toot'

attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion

craziest part of squid game 2 was when they all had to stand in a circle and play big booty

Good morning. Over the next two hours I am going to edit two chapters of my novel. This is my declaration. I am going to use my little writing pincers to grab the words in my brain and drag them slowly along the word pipes until they come to land on to the page.

You’re telling me this life crisis is mid?

yoda gets called for jury duty

Okay, what if David Tennant and Andrew Scott in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead?

Submitted a response to Treaty Principles Bill 💪 (do yours today or tomorrow!) Submitted a response to Puberty Blockers thing 💪 (do yours by Jan 20!) A productive Sunday afternoon.

Executive threatening to cancel White Lotus: Cut Mike White into pieces, This is his last resort

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

✨ This episode of Bluey is called... The 2024 Wordplay Quiz! 🐕 Fifty-one punny/cryptic clues to be to the titles of Bluey episodes, perfect for printing and solving on the couch with your loved ones!

✨ This episode of Bluey is called... The 2024 Wordplay Quiz! 🐕 Fifty-one punny/cryptic clues to be to the titles of Bluey episodes, perfect for printing and solving on the couch with your loved ones!

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's touring the facility and picking up slack He's trading his sleigh for a white Chrysler Le Baron Santa Claus is in a short skirt and a long jacket

He's making a list He's checking it twice He's touring the facility and picking up slack He's trading his sleigh for a white Chrysler Le Baron Santa Claus is in a short skirt and a long jacket

jeff popes

what? Oh fuck. Oh Jesus Christ. Right now? I'm in my pyjamas, oh Jesus CHRIST

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