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What timing for find this book at the thrift store! The U.S.A. becomes U.S.S.A, the police state. A rebellion to take back the country starts with Ohio high schooler, Eddie Ludlow. A character only known as "Denim Guy" delivers a great hack line.

Ontario, i am sorry about your election results. I didnt get the buy-in needed to run my candidate, Dead Wiarton Willie.

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

Sidon and Fronk request additional treats between designated green pepper and cucumber times

i've thought about this passage of bataille roughly one million times since i first read it last year

I love when a seagull goes into a shop and steals something hell yeah dude stick it to the man!!!!

La Senza and the estate of Frank Zappa should reach an exclusive deal to create a unique bra/panty shopping sonic experience

Canada, soak up this brain drain

If you say so

IMO, until AI can kiss each bee on her fuzzy head as she goes out to forage, it can never replace the beekeeper!

Please help me understand how AI might disrupt beekeeping...🐝

Someone came out of the yarn room

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him

Sounds like Bashar is having some piracy woes: www.instagram.com/share/reel/B...

WHITE HOUSE: We’ve cut all the funding that makes the future like Star Trek

the canada becoming a state bullshit is the thing that’s going to make me fully lose my mind. literally what the fuck is anyone talking about. I’m going to see a statement from 1-3 members of the new pornographers on the timeline in the next four months that makes my cerebral cortex simply shut down

Something really fucking cool should happen soon imo

I wrote to a CBC Entertainment news staff writer about the KITH issue! He published an article today about the sad state of Canadian film and television industry. Maybe we can get some traction here, folks!!! Going to bat for my boys

Counterpoint (also solemn): Cereal is wildly expensive now

Honestly not a fan of nationalism but it’s very funny for the former Canadian PM to be like “I would drive this country into the GROUND for our mighty culture…now here’s my book about why our flag is a leaf”

It is a bummer and crime that original Kids in the Hall is not available to stream in Canada

Our admin has a folding smart phone and it reminds me of my beautiful GBA SP everyday

He called me today and explained their name's origin story! He said that he awoke at 3am from a fitful sleep, saw the text, and had a hearty laugh.

I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.

Texted my father: You never told me the Doobie Brothers weren't brothers

Let's keep RELIGION out of my 27 Bug Mania Lenticular Valentines!

Pierogi Parliament

r/AITA the pores in my skin emit soulful jazz music at a pleasant volume

Remembrance by Marc Chagall, 1914 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137692

Deep diving into Kaspar Hauser lore this morn: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_...

Circles on Black by Vasily Kandinsky, 1921 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137221