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I’m that one guy. With the hair? And the foot? You know the one. My posts can be shared without the expressed written consent of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.
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I haven't seen Dune but if the sandworm comes out of RFK's skull then give them Best Picture

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Quite a day for helping the Reds

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Elon, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota. But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies

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My humility is legendary.

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US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.

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Oh wow! Look! The rule of law!

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I don't even understand what economy is but I really like saying "...in this economy?" as a response to anything that has to do with money

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Tell me how you really feel, ChatGPT.

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On January 20th, Trump fired the FAA director On January 21st, he froze hiring for air traffic controllers On January 22nd, he disbanded the Aviation Safety Advisory Board On January 28th, he emailed all air traffic controllers, demanding they retire He's causing plane crashes, and projecting.

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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

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@aoc.bsky.social Did you get rid of your X account?

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Oof…

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Wait why are we having a presidential transition when Republicans are super against transitioning

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I want to form a band and name it "BREAKING NEWS" so that I get free advertising on cable TV 24 hours a day

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@mcuban.bsky.social You know what's amazing? You're a billionaire, and I am in financial hell, drowning in debt, and yet when you say something, I agree with it. It really contradicts my belief that billionaires have no idea what life is like-- although maybe that's true for most but not you.

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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

submitted 68 days ago • 289 comments

“A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.” ― James Keller

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Also, courage is contagious. I continue to stand against American fascism in the hope that others will take heart, too.

submitted 77 days ago • 700 comments

Find someone who loves you as much as the old people on that one commercial love lowering their A1C

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Here's hoping the Army is more prepared to defend us than they are against Navy's football team.

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not even the death of television will keep you safe from this holiday commercial

submitted 89 days ago • 9 comments

After Belichick takes the UNC job, will his girlfriend be obligated to go to college there?

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Fun science fact: The moon drifts away from the earth at a rate of 3.8 centimeters a year, and the Athletics drift closer to Las Vegas at a rate of 21 miles per year.

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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

submitted 97 days ago • 107 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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If I agreed with every single item in the Republican Party platform, except for their transgender bathroom policy, I still wouldn't vote for them. That is to say, even if they weren't awful in every other way imaginable, which they are, this would still be disqualifying.

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So if you care to find me Look to theater 8 at the IMAX because I'm gonna watch it again

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Happy Champagne Day. The 1972 Dolphins remain the greatest team in football history.

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me since tuesday

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"Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars." --Vice President Kamala Harris

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Women voted for the person who thinks if a women is attractive, a man should simply be able to grab that women's private parts, and that's especially okay if the man if rich or influential. The forest voted for the axe, because its handle is made of wood.

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Hispanics voted for the person who didn't denounce the "floating island of garbage" comment at his rally. African Americans voted for the guy who wants a group of black people to be executed despite being fully exonerated of wrongdoing.

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Hate wins. Are you an immigrant? America hates you. Are you transsexual? America hates you. Are you a woman? America hates you. Hate. Hate. Hate. We are American, and we hate you.

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NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.

submitted 124 days ago • 78 comments