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Got some really bad news from The Toll Roads Notice of Toll Evasion. I think they’re going to report my late fees to the DMV.

submitted 72 days ago • 15 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 75 days ago • 363 comments

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 87 days ago • 193 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 91 days ago • 616 comments

Every once in a while I think about the Oakland A's hat that accidentally looks like it says "ASS" that MLB Shop pulled off its website before I had the chance to buy it

submitted 114 days ago • 111 comments

reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable

submitted 121 days ago • 126 comments

Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer theonion.com/delighted-he...

submitted 133 days ago • 301 comments

I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat

submitted 141 days ago • 1725 comments

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

submitted 145 days ago • 318 comments

oh wow

submitted 148 days ago • 309 comments

Trump appoints hellish entity known only as The Screamer to newly created Department of Death

submitted 155 days ago • 9 comments

It is so funny to me to see people saying this over there. How will you ever know how LoliCrusader1488 feels if you don't stay on the web site he likes?

submitted 162 days ago • 512 comments

bluesky is okay so far but i'm still searching for my community of 17 year old white nationalists and 30 y/o men from india who stan hitler

submitted 163 days ago • 11 comments