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Jordan Hirsch Leadership and presentation coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned. Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley https://jordanhirsch.net He/him
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Taking the day off to celebrate my 26th anniversary with @amandahirsch.bsky.social. We're watching Andor and drinking beer. It's nice.

Well, I just registered for my third-ever century 🚲 ride, this time with twice the climbing of the last two I did. What have I done

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched this week include a wonderfully bad "satanists on a plane" romp, an incredibly brutal and stylistically daring update on an incredibly brutal classic slasher, a too-slow entry in the Child's Play series, and a parable about the horrors of the suburbs.

Our pillow game is strong.

Traffic deaths per 100,000 people: Florida: 17.1 New York: 5.8

So sad talking to my friends with regular jobs who are being forced to use AI by their companies. They're tracking how often you login and setting minimum interactions per day. What a fucking case of a solution in search of a problem.

Met a new friend on the inside of the lid of the compost bin today

CALL " I live in a red state, they won't listen to me" All congress folks take note when folks -call- Emails raise an eyebrow, a call scares the poop out of them. If they receive calls they take it to mean that folks in their districts feel MUCH STRONGER than they originally thought.

I’m not going to pretend for one second that an executive order is a law. I don’t serve a king.

Maybe a Peloton all-Skrillex ride will fix me

Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: porcelainraft.bandcamp.com/album/come-r...

Another day starting by waking up for no reason at all at 5 AM. I envy the dead.

🚨ATTENTION MOMS🚨 Friday, May 30th at 3pm Meet me outside of the CDC with your pregnant bellies, your babies, your toddlers, your strollers, your signs, and your baby gear. We are standing up for science and vaccines! @standupforscience.bsky.social RSVP: actionnetwork.org/events/moms-...

last one. Now with the music that runs through my head.

The only stories I want to read about Elon Musk are investigative pieces about why the hell he hasn't yet been arrested for illegally demolishing the federal government in order to line his pockets and steal data.

Gonna give y'all some freebie headlines: MUSK DEPARTS, LEAVING TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION, DEFICITS, AND DEATHS MUSK SCORECARD: EMPTY PROMISES, FEDERAL WORKFORCE BRAIN DRAIN MUSK'S LEGACY: CAREER CIVIL SERVANTS REPLACED WITH INCOMPETENT WHITE NATIONALISTS DOGE HARMS WILL PERSIST FOR GENERATIONS

I have a huge request for my readers: Trump's tax and spending bill will be moving through the Senate. Senators can invoke the Byrd Rule to try to remove the anti-trans Medicaid ban and EHB changes. You can find and call your senator here and ask them to do that. Please share as well.

Nathan Fielder flying an X-Wing blowing up the Death Star

We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause.

Remember, kids, the best president is a **** president

Wishing them all the worst.

Horrific cruelty.

please no more AI.

please

These are amazing!!! The band is pretty good too thearchivistsband.bandcamp.com/album/volume...

My dipshit neighbor stop mowing your lawn after literally 4 hours of nonstop noise challenge rating impossible

Apple: where "not enough space on your computer to back up this ipad" really means "there's not enough space on this ipad to complete the backup process because our backup process sucks ass"

as always, if rfk were working directly for the horseman pestilence, how would he act any differently?

Good morning, NYC. We have some very exciting news to share.

pride is next week pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan. do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.

let the fusion of characters begin: thread

This is a great resource for anyone needing abortion pills in the US. www.plancpills.org

On this Memorial Day, let's remember that this is what all Nazis deserve. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYT...

Thinking about the children whose families were subject to police raids because they had pirated the wrong songs

Longest ride I've done in a long time. It was hard, but at least I'm 20 lbs down from the last big ride I did, that helps.

This is great - really captures the widespread nihilism that has resulted from our acceptance of mass death.

For real tho

I live in the most beautiful part of the world

dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

oh hey look who's back www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Repost w/ the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet. The Office Community Futurama The Prisoner The Simpsons (seasons 2-7)