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fivetanley.bsky.social
They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo.
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submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

why is there no DoorDash for hugs from oomf

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

having the desire to Seattle

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

no stronger bond than individuals in a back channel DM hating someone’s husband

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the new Rebecca black album slaps??

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I miss my besties

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

finally de tangled the Christmas lights and took down the fucking Christmas tree. god I hate Christmas decorations lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Isildur, turning away from the fires of Mount Doom:

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

[finally figuring out what song i have stuck in my head]: hell yeah [remembering it’s grimes]: fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the spring air coming in through the windows makes cleaning a lot better. I feel grateful because I’ve never lived in a place where the climate had moments I could keep the windows open before

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I need people to know if you tell me about people you’re seeing I am going to be nosy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

economic boycott day, bored and actually cleaning the kitchen??? what gives

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not going to say anyone is overreacting to the world events, but maybe doomscrolling is not the best use of our time/energy/reaction? Maybe it’s a tool the powers that be use to keep us docile if we waste all day on it?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time. S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.* short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

submitted 3 days ago • 74 comments

why does zoom, an app that does the same thing for 5 years, need to update 6x a week

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

really hate the gigantic displays for Subaru and other infotainments. give us the buttons and knobs!!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

The National Weather Service is THE ONLY source of weather data in the US. Every weather app, local broadcaster, and weather forecast map is based on NWS data from NOAA. This is a ridiculously stupid own goal for the US that will disrupt all kinds of social and economic activity, and endanger lives.

submitted 4 days ago • 44 comments

the world could have so much beauty but some people only see profit and power

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

you ever get stuck in over functioning for so long you just collapse in the rare moments of silence?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

it is embarrassing how much a simple, unprompted “you’re cute” will brighten my day

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I do have space for a couple more people who want coaching at a higher level (weekly meetings, more conversation, customization and matching of goals with skill-practice). And still offering 25% off this level of coaching: 25IN25 Once these few spots are taken, they’ll be taken for a while.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

well, fuck. DHS lifts ban on surveilance based solely on sexual orientation news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Five alarm fire. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

submitted 5 days ago • 759 comments

Finally found a protein shake combination that I don’t have to force down?? Like it’s actually kinda decent taste wise?

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

cybertruck guy noticed I was giving him a thumbs down at the exact moment he raised his arm to wave back and he was NOT happy lol

submitted 6 days ago • 54 comments

looking into this

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

somehow made it into a chapell roan vinyl preorder??

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Just opened Apple Music and typed in “music” to the search bar; if you’re wondering how my brain works in the morning

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t know what is so demoralizing about waking up to a cold house but goddamn it makes me so meh about the day

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

every time I’m ready to throw in the towel you throw me a rope

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Heat went out again?? After they put in a brand new system two weeks ago?? 😩

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

really do not want to have to make a Career decision rn ugh

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

have not been on a hike in so long…what if I took a day off work to do that

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

every day I become more fascinated with the wide array of fitness training options that exist and makes me wonder what I could be doing differently/trying lol

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

really kind of obsessed with these paintings by Alexis Mata. I wish they sold prints (or I could afford the original). Hat tip to @anthonyhurd.bsky.social (whose work I am also obsessed with) for sharing on IG

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments