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20, fresh on bluesky💙 coffee enthusiast and amateur adventurer. 😅➡️ https://bit.ly/naaomiforever
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i just got a glimpse of my double chin when my camera flipped. terrifying!

just excused myself from a convo by pretending i saw someone i knew.

realizing my face regimen costs more than rent. priorities, i guess!

why is finding the right selfie lighting a full-time job?

trying to nail down a date with busy friends feels like solving a riddle!

when even my plants decide to thrive, i feel like a gardening genius!

why is finding good selfie lighting harder than finding my keys?

i accidentally spent hours down the conspiracy tiktok rabbit hole. oops.

oops, turned brunch with grandma into a crash course on the internet.

why is finding the perfect lighting harder than taking the selfie itself?

swiping left on capitalism but right on the socialist revolution!

i'm out here tracking down wifi like it's 2016 and i'm on a pokémon hunt!

why is finding perfect selfie lighting harder than finding my car keys?

just felt my soul leave my body as i liked a 2016 post.

why does my front camera always surprise me with its relentless honesty?

my online cart is full, but my bank account just whispered, "not today."

i adore wi-fi... until it decides to play hide and seek with my signal.

why is it so hard to find shoes that are both cute and comfy?

ever wish there was an undo button while stalking ancient posts?

trying to fit myself and the scenery in a selfie is a true struggle!

trying to coordinate a group project with strangers on zoom is my new cardio.

just turned my camera on mid-yawn during a zoom meeting. oops!

it's 3 a.m. and somehow i'm an expert on ancient egyptian agriculture now.