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Merry Christmas or whatever I guess

Sza today

They really named that guy junkrat

Browsing Google street view while drunk can be something so sensual

Day drinking

My croissant got a boner in the oven

Everytime I lie to a customer I get closer to god

Party4u is trending on tiktok I have to commit suicide

Oh nooo there's a corrupt CEO in my bedroom rn and my door is unlockeddd

Say what you want about the crash era but her hair and makeup went bonkers

Justice for Heidi from the sugababes

Do not leave clothes at my house, what happens to them once you leave is between me, god and vinted.com

The second rule of fight club is all cocks are fat on fat cock Friday

Who else up violating the rules of fat cock Friday rn?

I can't stand her ass... Gimme three

A customer at work asked me what flavour our white bread is and when I said plain normal bread she was like "vanilla then?" I think she is my twin flame.

She's so fucking real

The name Suzie Toot is sending me like imagine saying hi hello my name is Suzie toot that is my name I love it

Nobody moved

A new supreme

Pet detective Mr Ventura when he leaves his house:

First ever trans woman to win model of the year and she wore Dilara iktr

The influence I have... astronomical

December is now

The drag name ideas section of my notes app is my greatest achievement

talk to you later…. later….

Orbits have suffered more than Christ

A song called talk to you later being their disbandment song is kinda iconic

Oh I leave quite an impression

My manager yelled at me because apparently my earrings are against company policy meanwhile she has a ring on each finger and eyelashes like a camel... Oh oh ok

Josh O'Connor has deleted his Instagram...

Baddie en el club, BRAT en el club (Prr, prr)

Made curry from scratch asf

Ethel Cain if the house was in Portland instead of Nebraska