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He/him/mid thirties/a large barge (with a radio antenna tower on it). Sometimes I talk about rail operations, sorry in advance.
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Remember the two principles: 1. if you enjoy Harry Potter but don't like hatefulness, there is a wealth of children's literature that is better. 2. if you're hateful and you don't enjoy Harry Potter, consider giving your children Rudyard Kipling, who was far more hateful, and a far better writer

These old beasts have had their day and it's time for them to go. But fuck it's nice to ride one while they last

every single one of these preening creeps does this without exception, it's just the REALLY dumb ones who fuck up

return to tradition

things seem to be going poorly in america

this is the end of sensei

Bus seat spacing designed for short kings? Fighting for my life over here

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

How the fuck does anyone use reddit Endlessly scrolling insane replies to replies before accidentally stumbling on something good Half these cunts need to be bullied off the internet

How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech

just heard Unbreak My Heart on a radio and there's my earworm sorted for the next few days

This is the ‘disruption’ playbook. I have really bad news for anyone stupid enough to be building reliance on generative AI into their processes. It’s so cheap!

Lol

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

heavy are the balls that hold the piss

can we fire the ion cannon at Washington and get all these awful pricks in one shot

Waiting at a bus stop, another one pulls up and out step an absolutely incredible Kath and Kim caricature

it's because the stock market is astrology for men

young people, i urge you to stop watching anime. it is liable to have a corrosive effect on your developing brain. you must instead study the great texts of western civilization: The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, and so forth