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Considers toasters to be inherently absurd. Previously tweeted as @MatZebrowski
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So now that we can natively post anime OPs, it's time to stand up and salute The Best Anime OP Ever. Look, it's been scientifically proven. Don't @ me.

"Sir, the Truck guys are pro-Trudeau now."

Saw my first ever cybertruck in the wild during my commute today. I made the effort to flip them the bird as we passed each other. Why someone would drive one in Halifax during the winter, I'll never know. The road salt will skeletonize the thing.

Where are my fellow well-aged fans at?

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

Every time I see an entertainment news article about rumours about Duncan Idaho returning for the next Dune movie, I want to punch someone.

Ah, the latest installment of the CGDPAT (cute girls doing post-apocalyptic things) subgenre. No, it's not a criticism.

I finally saw Suzume and I did not expect it to make me feel old toward the end. I did not give the Tohoku Earthquake permission to have occurred a whole 14 years ago, damn it! I don't care that what I just wrote doesn't make sense!

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

I'm not sure what to think about this.

A thing I did not know until a few minutes ago: Static discharge can be directed toward the fly of your pants. Also... Boy did I have an unpleasant experience a few minutes ago.

Looking for the Full Moon (Full Moon wo Sagashite) update: 52 episodes across 2 sets, restored with AstroRes Set 1 releases in August, Set 2 TBA #AnimEigoTownHall

Repost if you used an invite code to join this site

Oh fuck off!

My first four isekai

man do you know how hard you have to fuck up to make Doug Ford look like a reasonable decisive leader

Look up your name in gifs.

What a week. And it's not even Friday yet. Power outage on Sunday, new job on Monday, city-crippling snowstorm yesterday, and news about two weapons-related incidents at the hospital I'd been working at until last week. And one of the incidents was on my previous unit. What. A. Week.

Duo, what the actual fuck is that?

Back from my first shift at the new job and I'm enjoying the novelty of seeing my home in the daylight.

🌟 New Gundam Celebration Giveaway 🌟 I was able to pick up a lovely suite of GQuuuuuuX goodies at the cinema today, so it had to be done... To enter: Follow + Like + Repost. 🍀 Winner will be picked at random next Monday 27th Jan, international post all ok! Good luck 🎉

Power had been out for the last 3 hours because someone made a dumb ass mistake. It's expected to still be out for another 3 hours. Bored with nothing to do but watch the snow falling. This is fine.

At some point, the dog whistles were replaced with just normal whistles.

As a lot of people are migrating here (hi!) please remember our first rule, we do not engage with trolls, we don't dunk, we don't share to troll back, we block to oblivion. This place has the most powerful block, use it. They'll leave by themself if nobody answer.

After an inexplicable delay, the 4th season of Thunderbolt Fantasy is coming to Crunchyroll tomorrow, so everyone be prepared for another round of the finest martial puppet violence:

Every few months, I have this urge to try some sun chips and, each time, my aching stomach reminds me why I don't eat them.

IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING!

I don't want to jinx it but I think I have a nice satisfying 9-5 in my near future instead of the weird 12 hour shifts I've been doing the last 6 months. Fingers crossed.

How nice of Duo to prepare me for if I travel through time.

Sometimes, you need a little bit of a palate cleanser with the XT-489 in between a few rounds where you're rescuing a dysfunctional galaxy from what are definitely not the Zerg.

#corvids

And yet you participate in the distribution of cursed videotapes. Curious. I am very intelligent.

Ten Years Later: Mushishi Zoku Shou Anime

Felons from the US aren't allowed to visit Canada. Just food for thought.

With the exception of one poorly aged line, this video still holds up. If James Gunn finds a way to incorporate it into the movie, I'd be even more giddy than I already am. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNh...

Go up to my dad while he's checking lottery tickets and I ask him, "Are you winning, Dad?"

2025 is still new & we're gonna start off with some fun! A Very Big Discotek New Year's is Monday, January 20th at 9PM Eastern & 6PM Pacific! Join us for a LOT of licenses, updates, & more! www.youtube.com/discotekmedi...

I think it's already established that we're living in the timeline where Biff got the sports almanac.

we need to go back to the days where fantasy anime meant girls with big pauldrons.