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flamebro.bsky.social
Hey, look, it's an alt now! Just woke-ing about. I game a lot. I joke a lot. I talk about sex a bit. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/They. 18+ only.
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Drop a performance that deserved an Oscar but didn't get one.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Can I say something disrespectful?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I need to speak to whoever's naming these.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

For anyone who wanted to follow my new 'main'... Turns out, I'm thirsty there, too. 😅🐻

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Limewire lessons

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

If the physically hot guy is an asshole, one of those features should cancel out the other. And it's not the one some of you are choosing.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Oh no! Walking through the city with my hand on the strap of my backpack, and my thumb just won't stop gently flicking my nipple! What a horrible situation to find myself in on a Saturday morning. Help! 🥺🤤🥴

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Heads-up, pals: I've changed the handle on this account! My old handle is now on a new SFW account (pictured), so I can keep this one for NSFW content. Come follow me on the other account, too, if you want, and I'll do my best to follow you back right away. 😊

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

My mental state today is really just thinking 'smash' at every dad I see.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

"So, like, who do you have a crush on? Is it someone at school?" 00s Me: "Um..."

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

A reminder:

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

Anyone: "It's a new day in the werkroom..." Suzie Toot:

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Sex work is work, sex workers deserve to be open about it. Someone's sex work is not their sex life. It's a job. I had the chance to stand up for that today, but was caught off guard. We need a cultural shift, because we can't treat workers/performers like their job is inappropriate or shameful.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

One of the most frustrating things about mental illness is feeling like you can't sensibly communicate what you're experiencing, so I let go of the sensible bit. "The Depression Zombies are swarming the fences around my brain like in The Walking Dead, and I'm stabbing them as quick as I can." Done.

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

I think you know what this is... 🏎️ #dancingbear

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

My guys 😊❤️🥰 Pictured: Dr Boyfriend and @lucas-mcginnies.bsky.social

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Soft.

submitted 21 days ago • 21 comments

America has Time Lords?!

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

I was today years old when I heard/read James Joyce's love letters to his wife, Nora, and whatever erotic imagery you're expecting... you're wrong.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

We need a sexier word for 'nipples'. The second guys notice how insanely sensitive mine are, they won't stop playing with them. It's a surefire way to make me squirm, whimper and growl and grind my dick into the nearest person/object/surface - but "oh yeah, play with my nipples" feels so silly.

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

Jockstrap thread

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments