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Isn't it nice to fear getting old? It means we are appreciating our younger years.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

My post got like 20 something likes but it's okay, I won't let it get to my head.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

hello yes good morning

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport

submitted 62 days ago • 212 comments

SOMMELIER: It's aromatic, elegant and clean, with classical aromas of long aging in the barrel WIFE: Decadent but not overdone, with cedar, licorice and tea leaves ME: *holding a cork against each side of my neck* I'm Frankenwine

submitted 66 days ago • 13 comments

Recently got some Viagra, which my wife refers to as a firmware update

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you’re mad at me? Good luck, you’ll never do it with the same malice and conviction that my mom did.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Bluesky is like if Twitter was prescribed Vyvanse.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

meanwhile on twitter

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

you seen these socks people hang up for santa? his feet must be big as hell

submitted 86 days ago • 30 comments

Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back: *price of doing business, shoulda got a real job* ONE CEO gets shot:

submitted 84 days ago • 101 comments

@href.random.sh

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, but which theme song will the kids have to salute to each day while the teacher walks into the classroom? Let's get ready to ... learn ? maybe ? hopefully ?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I hope this anti-aging cream is strong enough to tighten up my loose morals.

submitted 110 days ago • 9 comments

Unrequited Why are you so kind? You have no business contra to the venom i spilled in your veins perhaps i drove you mad but i didn't drive you out?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I don't give a shit about your corporate hierarchy

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

you don't know heartbreak until you try to head boop your cat and he dodges your hand

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody knows how long I've been waiting for death

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

I know penis enlargement spam emails are indiscriminate, but as a cis woman, I still choose to be insulted.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I wish 5G did give people viruses And could brain wash you

submitted 129 days ago • 2 comments

me irl

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Bonjour Blue💙 C'est bien le week-end...soyons zen🪷

submitted 132 days ago • 8 comments

I'm sorry for what I said while I was adjusting to my SSNRIs

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Secret Panel HERE 😌 tapas.io/episode/741428

submitted 132 days ago • 46 comments

Things wouldn't be so bad if only you'd stop being such a miserable cow. Thanks mum

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

look at this absolute unit

submitted 133 days ago • 341 comments

"Do one thing that scares you every day." Honey, those are rookie numbers! I'm scared of everything! #gad #anxiety

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