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How much fun can I have before you I to hell?

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No mystery pain, no mystery gain!

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Not the truth or a lie, but a secret third thing.

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I didn't think the Beatles were as groundbreaking as people said, but the lyric, "I heard the news today, oh boy," really hits nowadays

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shakespeare really cooked when he said "hell is empty and all the devils are here"

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That's enough today for today.

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The world could end tomorrow, you don't know. So love who you wanna love

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In lieu of a skeet, here's a gargantuan sigh with a small shake of the head thrown in for good measure.

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Making things awkward since the 1900s

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I wish cloud surfing was a thing

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A typical day: clock in, get my hopes up, and then we wait for the inevitable soul-smack.

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For a smart person I’m remarkably fucking stupid

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watching the oscars is a nice reminder that i never know what is happening

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Been pointed out to me that Lucy made her first appearance on 3.3.1952. And in honour of that, my favourite strip

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Might try the Jack Kerouac method of writing on a roll of wallpaper.

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Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret dumb thing

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wearing all black makes you indestructible

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“Life is a series of slamming doors. We make irrevocable decisions every day. A twelve-second delay, a slip of the tongue, and suddenly your life is on a new.” ― Kaliane Bradley, The Ministry of Time

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So it’s Tuesday wtf does one do on a Tuesday

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the best accessories will always be books

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After I woke up this morning, I had weird dreams all day.

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Hey that's my circus! does double take And my monkeys!!

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oh no theres nothing i can do about anything

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Shit night. But why?

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“It’s neither here nor there” said someone who has checked in two places so far.

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If I die before I wake I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

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Morning.

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I'm just going to put my whole heart into this and get nothing I want out of it.

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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.

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I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. I hurt people. I hear voices. I don't return things I borrow. I forgot where I was going with this.

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The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.

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Coworker: Can you believe it's been 25 years since 2000?! Me: Fuck you. It was last week.

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“Right Here Right Now” is my favorite song about being punctual.

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Happy birthday from one two-fish to another two-fish. Enjoy your day, Flem🥳😘@steveslovetarot.bsky.social