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when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement

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thrilled to report that when i added a pink rape whistle and bengay spray (cheaper than pepper spray and legal in every state) to my cart the first suggestions were: -makeup removal wipes -high heel inserts -titty chicken cutlets

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america is like a 6 flags ride where you pay $5 million to get shot in a bowling alley

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Paddington in Peru, let’s go✌️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Who’s joining me for @jackiekashian.bsky.social at Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle tonight?

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Hey, look, here’s @chriswarcraft.bsky.social out there walking the walk www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/f...

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Who ordered more snow? Go fuck yourselves✌️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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In 2017, an anti-Muslim nonprofit crowd-sourced the organization of a nationwide series of rallies. Many of the people who stepped up to help turned out to be well known white supremacists. @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...

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In 2023, it was revealed that Vitaly Churkin — described in the paragraph below and in other passages of HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT — was a longtime associate of Jeffrey Epstein: www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...

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I have cinnamon bread spots all over me. I did not have cinnamon bread today?✌️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Wrote a narrative summary of this past week’s Puttin On Airs cause I had nothing better to do!

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It’s Severance day

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@rexhuppke.bsky.social is still ever the truthsayer. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Where are the defenders of the US as Elon and nameless private agents infiltrate US agencies, commandeer US servers, steal US data, seize US money, march US officials from US buildings? Who sallies forth from the FBI? The CIA? Congress? DoD? The media? This is a coup—and America appears defenseless.

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I forgot about the Stone Roses till this weeks, Severance, Love Spreads, is a great song.

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Will never stop laughing the song Chappell Roan blew the roof off the Grammy’s with, Atlantic Records heard it, told her they didn’t get it, then dropped her from the label a few months later so she had to release it independently & now it’s a generational queer anthem

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It is cool, how it keeps getting better #SeveranceSeason2

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The beauty of movies

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These are weirdly wonderful, if you see them grab a bag

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Now would be a very good time for any trans creators with a VPN promo code to start posting that :)

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]

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New Sixteenth Minute (of Fame): girls gone wild 2024 (a hawk tuah bonus) @jamieloftus.bsky.social @courtneykocak.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

1. Sabotage public institutions. 2. Claim they don’t work efficiently. 3. Eliminate them. — That’s the playbook.

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In this time of darkness heading toward us, it's worth revisiting the story of Raoul Wallenberg, the man who saved more people from Nazis than anyone else, as told by Robert Evans @iwriteok.bsky.social on #BehindTheBastards www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Seems not a good sign. www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments