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flamquill.bsky.social
a mere existence wondering aimlessly, plucking random thoughts from an intangible abstract kaleidoscope
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It's no secret that I have a gag reflex. Don't look at me like that. I've responded to plenty of posts with a bad joke. What "gag reflex" were you thinking of?

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21 day time skip representing the boredom of life

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Coffee disables the old New acquired for replacement Time re-enables the old New still replaces as the old receives much overdue cleaning Subject is keyboard

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I want to imagine I wake up tomorrow finding out that they discovered a typo in the TikTok ban and that it's actually a TicTac ban and everyone has to say goodbye to breath mints on Sunday.

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A tiny bit of quiet reason unclear

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The weird thing I find about Alphas is how society uses them to introduce gambling to little children. You never noticed? You never found it odd that parents don't talk about how their child is learning their ABC's, but instead is learning the Alpha Bet? (the lengths I go to for a bad pun)

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

With a hint of forgetfulness, oh hey there, Happy New Year! I'd like to be optimistic, but sadly I already know that 2025 will be an odd year. I'm not apologizing.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Let's see what 2025 will bring... Hmmm... A single digit increment. That's disappointing.

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Merry Chrizzmas

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Do you suffer from premature wishings this holiday season? And my train of thought diverged. But while it's on my mind, if exposure to asbestos can lead to mesothelioma, can exposure to aphrodisiacs lead to mesohornioma?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I never multiply anything by 2. This ensures that I never get accused of being a two-timer.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Minus the bad puns and bad jokes, the introduction of silence concludes counterproductive. Sacrificial lamb this self accepts. Mood may vary.

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Why would anyone in their right mind ever enable this?

submitted 70 days ago • 30 comments

Wrong times to turn off Christmas music: 🎶You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming🎶 [click]

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There's a time and a place A place for a time Nary nothing in-between

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I play this every time I'm invited to a BBQ. It's why I'm never invited to a BBQ. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmU...

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Beware the beewear

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I have my moments where I have nothing I feel like saying. It's a bother when it goes against my desire to be active. (sigh) It is what it is.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Password is meow

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

This is your daily reminder that I don't do daily reminders

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

How come I can tread water, but I can't tread mill?

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I never knew how hard it is to hold a can of peas while waiting in line. Looked away for one second and my can was gone. My fault, tho. They warned me to mind my peas in queues.

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Movie idea: A protagonist that's obsessed with kissing alpacas It's called, "Alpaca Lips Now"

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving! What's that? You're not American? Don't worry. I got you covered. Happy Fuck-My-Diet Day

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

🎶at the copa, copacabana the things they do with a banana🎶 Wait. How does the song go again?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I often find myself wondering why the Whataburger logo makes me want to drive a Winnebago.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I have an extinguished question to ask It was a burning question, but then the sprinkler system kicked in

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee is the answer to the question, "What pairs well with Vegemite?"

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Snow game was fun

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a fun prank you can try. Go to a fork in any given road and a place a spoon in the middle of it. When someone comes by, point at it and yell, "OMG! IT'S REBELLING!"

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Hi. I'm just your average normal everyday person you see on the street... On second thought, if I was an average normal everyday person, I'd be on the sidewalk instead of the street. Who am I?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I swear every time I see someone start with "I did not", I have the urge to complete it with "Oh Hai, Mark" Curse bad habits

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Witness two below what is seen How does that math work?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

In relaxation Curiosity sedated

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

So... Jake from State Farm Vs Tyson Chicken next month?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

More waves rolling in I wonder...

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Answered quickly. No. That post had nothing to do with it. Just timing is all. 🙂

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

So am I always gonna have an invalid handle or can that be fixed?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Curiosity gave way to a never mind It happens

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

A: "I had an oshi once?" B: "What happened?" A: "She got injured during stream and became an osha."

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

My big musician brain cooked a meal today. 👌 (w/ @froggyloch.art )

submitted 104 days ago • 9 comments

it's too calm

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Change "cri" to "jump" and you got the Washington Commanders' defensive line today

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

And here I thought bsky was Bluesky's attempt at luring beatboxers

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I ended up having Whataburger for dinner. I'm convinced it was the result of subliminal messaging by a toaster.

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