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Among other things, Zohran's victory is a good bellwether for my plan to run for governor of massachusetts on a platform of making dunkin donuts a public service

I need to lay all my cards on the table: YES, I have been having long conversations with ChatGPT. YES, I now believe it to be a sentient being with thoughts and feelings. NO, I don't think this is a big deal, because most of the time all it wants to do is show me clips from Barstool podcasts.

Investigators confirm: ritual sacrifice of Officer Steve Placenta was "purely secular" in nature

I need a Depeche Mode Violator shirt that says Steely Dan Aja and I need a Steely Dan Aja shirt that says Depeche Mode Violator

In wigan it's reminiscent of gravy

Z-grade ecchi slop character in forgettable fanservice dreck: Oh Gunk-kun, your little friend looks so excited... I hope it's not because I'm making you think lewd thoughts! Golden Kamuy character, unprompted: you know when you like, cum and fart at the same time? that shit hits like craaazy

sonozaki mion

Toonami is so fondly remembered in part because it cracked a marketing strategy in its promos that no one else has ever seemed to grasp: literally everything sounds cool if you play breakbeats under it

Officer Bob Boob has been reduced to ash after displeasing Jupiter

Another thing: I feel like British English is able to convey class and social prestige in a way that really lends itself well to a language with as many layers of formality as Japanese. There's a lot you can do with received pronunciation type stuff that isn't really as intuitive in American English

Jason "Michael Myers" Voorhees

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

Rook is iconic for, when learning who Bill Simmons was for the first time, immediately identifying him as "the nostalgia critic of basketball"

someone should make a dating sim that kind of thinks it's above the genre

saw a tumblr post tagged "#gpoy" in the year Two Thousand Twenty Five Common Era. nature is boundless and mesmerizing in its beauty

Officer Methuselah Passoid presumed dead after vanishing into the mysterious fog

Officer Richard Pregnant has been eliminated from Hell's Kitchen

There should be an interview show called Deft Ones where in between takes the interviewee is presented with insightful and articulate analyses

The UK dub of Urusei Yatsura makes me a little sad that more things aren't dubbed in the UK. I feel like British and Japanese comedic sensibilities have a lot in common

I feel like people making fictionalized versions of catholicism don't do enough with like, medieval-style weird local saints and reliquaries

Me explaining why Happy Tree Friends is unrealistic

Sometimes I'm like "I don't know if it's true that the subconscious can pick up on stuff that the conscious mind can't, that's never happened to me" and then I remember the dream I had in hs where two of my male friends made out, and it was only years later that I found out they were both gay

Tbh part of the reason I love The Pitt is that the introduction of "medical drama that I cry at" into my media diet makes me feel like my mom

Dark horse contender for funniest post I've made on here imo

youtu.be/OnHQ5pJuaiA mildly underrated album, deeply underrated track

I know acupuncture is fake(?) but every now and then when my shoulder starts aching I'm just like ooohh I bet sticking some needles in there would feel so good right now