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Book lover. Childless cat lady. Baked goods enthusiast. Historian. Archivist. UNC Alum. She/her. 37. California transplant in Chapel Hill, N.C.
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I keep thinking “WOKE MARXIST POPE” to the tune of Pink Pony Club

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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CHICAGO POPE WHAT

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we launched a new version of our tips page for federal employees today. www.propublica.org/tips/federal...

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Last Week Tonight can be such a whiplash from “oh god everything is horrible” to a segment about the glorious ridiculousness of minor league baseball and reminds me of what can make us so great - we are very silly.

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OMG THE OREGON WHALE INCIDENT MADE LAST WEEK TONIGHT

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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

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It’s beside the point but “The New Avengers” is an incredibly dumb movie title.

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Is Trump required to follow the constitution? This Federalist Society constitutional lawyer says he doesn’t know

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It is May 2nd and despite my not having read a single article by NY Mag this month I have already passed my monthly allotment of free articles and i hate this. Maybe we’d have more informed voters if even those of us who are trying to be informed were able to actually access the news.

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I remain a medical mystery but bless the dermatologist for taking one look and saying “I’m really glad you came back in, that’s definitely worse, not better” and immediately giving my tiny steroid shots in the sores and getting me a higher dose antibiotic.

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Love having a skin problem so urgent and confusing that the staff at the dermatology office recognizes me. Fingers crossed for a fix today, it is driving me insane 😭

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Owning cats is just a constant stream of Awww are you the cutest animals in the world DON’T EAT THAT you’re such good girls DON’T BITE THE COMPUTER I love you so much WHAT IS THAT COME BACK HERE what a sleepy girl YOU CAN’T GET IN THE DRYER favorite cats ever WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

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Wait the Pope died??? On Easter???

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My Shoes Were Not Squeaky This Morning and Now They Are: An Insanity Origin Story

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MIKE WHITE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER

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Oh god Sam Rockwell is back to wreck havok

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I am far more emotionally invested in the characters this season of White Lotus.

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MIKE WHITE HOW DARE YOU #WhiteLotus

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Just drank out of the glass the cat had been drinking out of. Maybe it’s bedtime.

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The problem with Flonase is that it’s really hard to inhale through your nostrils when you’re congested because of the allergies you need the Flonase for.

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Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.

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I want these tattooed.

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.

submitted 37 days ago • 79 comments

We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.

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If these guys were at any point con men before they were terrible at it - why would you not have a screenplay idea or at least up her movies?!? #whitelotus

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I hate how much I do actually feel much better after sweeping and vacuuming.

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If you’ve noticed the faces of the damned trapped and swirling within the wood grain on the walls, you’ve noticed how we deal with card counters around here.

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It’s so beautiful out and all I want to do is open the windows and sit outside but the Pollening has begun and it only took about five minutes outside before I felt like I was dying. It’s almost insulting.

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One of my cats has become so aggressive in her pursuit of human food that I may need to start eating at the table like a real adult just to reduce the number of angles from which she can climb onto my plate.

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This one’s my favorite.

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BUT HER EMAILS

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Heartbreaking conversation with my grandma last night bc her sister is ill and can’t live alone anymore and the only way they’re able to pay for it is social security and Medicare and she kept saying how relieved they are to have that safety net and I fucking hate that they might lose that.

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The Pitt is incredibly good and unfortunately amazing at cliffhangers.

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Grey hair sparkles, it’s awesome. I’m completely delighted by mine, it’s so pretty!!

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I would also like to remind people that when the Thai soccer team was trapped in the cave, he wanted to invent and build a submarine and rescuers said the kids didn’t have time for that and that a sub wouldn’t work in the cave anyway so he spent months attacking them as pedophiles. In 2018.

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