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U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

Hey, look! Metaphor AND foreshadowing!

Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.

Yes, this is a real post written the day before the crash. Austerity kills.

www.zinnedproject.org/if-we-knew-o...

Sums it up perfectly.

Electricity’s back! Time for my favorite hamburger in Los Angeles. They had no power since Tuesday afternoon and they’re back open today. Traffic signals also are working. maps.app.goo.gl/4wN44qxqmRqW...

There’s a leaf blower crapping it up on the property behind my apt bldg. What utter shitbag didn’t give their gardeners the day off today? What does anyone think a leaf blower is accomplishing this morning? They’re always completely useless, but, hi, we’re having wind gusts up to 100mph rn.

Finding out another country’s fascist leader died

A reminder that under a new California law: Agricultural employees working outside and who qualify for paid sick days may use them to avoid smoke, heat or flooding created by a local or state emergency, including when the employee’s worksite is closed due to the smoke, heat, or flooding conditions.

My local Target now locks up ibuprofen.

⚠️ In response to Musk changing the X algorithm to deboost negative content, people asked Grok what is considered “negative” and were told: • Criticism of the government • Commentary about misinformation • Suggestion the public is being manipulated • Attacks against powerful people or institutions

my fave continues to be -- if you were handed $1000 every single day, every single year since AD 1 and saved every single penny of it, you still wouldn't be a billionaire.

This 13-year-old received 3 antivirals and plasma exchange for #H5N1. In over a decade as an ID doctor, I've never used such measures for #Influenza— not even during H1N1. #H5N1 is alarming; we must boost surveillance, testing, prevention, and education to control it. www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

It wasn't just the solar panels on the roof. He had really, really big ideas for renewable energy. They would have changed the world.

Lamest duck that e’er did duck

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

They are going to target Blue cities and blue states first for three reasons one to dominate blue states, two this is not as much about deportations as it is deploying a de facto police state and three they want to collapse blue states economies to try and change the election math for governors.

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

I wrote a paper about him in college. He is completely fucking innocent. Fuck every President who hasn't pardoned him.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

New article! On Trump's plans for America, how we got here, and how to prepare. If you like it, please share, as I am of course shadow-banned on the Bad Site. Thanks! sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-end-of...

Northern lights over Kevin

A fun new hobby is taking a second to guess whether the commentator criticizing the student protesters pushed the Iraq War, is the child of someone who held power at a university, was gifted an obscene amount of money and talks about how hard they worked, or some combination.

This is a Filmways presentation, darling

13 years of school shooter drills only to get to college and have the cops and national guard sicced on you