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X is a Nazi censorship engine. I'm baffled that so many people who should know better continue to use it

unironically this is the alternate universe where everything else is the same except that Heath Shuler didn't get his congressional district gerrymandered into oblivion and has since been one of North Carolina's Senators for the last 10 years

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

Wish they'd tried harder. (They didn't try. This didn't happen. And remember: every accusation is an admission. Also, fuck this guy.) www.joemygod.com/2025/02/trum...

To be clear, AP said it would accede to Trump changing the name of Denali back to Mt. McKinley because it was within the US, whereas the Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water not subject to the US's exclusive control. This is what you get for meeting an authoritarian halfway.

UPDATE: Judge CHUTKAN has called a 4pm hearing on the lawsuit over Elon Musk's authority to run DOGE.

If you're in NYC, please go. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

It is actually genuinely funny that the Army looked at the Executive Order and said "no"

"Today we were informed by the White House that if AP did not align its editorial standards with President Donald Trump’s executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office." www.ap.org/the-definiti...

Scoop: DOGE's Edward "Big Balls" Coristine launched a privacy-focused image-sharing site in 2021 that allowed users to create custom URLs. The URLs that redirected to Coristine's site referenced the sale of child sexual abuse material, racial slurs, and rape www.muskwatch.com/p/doge-teen-...

I admit that every time I call my Arizona Representative Juan Ciscomani (R, gerrymandering), I have to fight not to unleash a string of invectives. But if I did, it would accomplish nothing, so for now I’m polite and stick to the script. 5calls.org

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

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we love attentive blocking

Philadelphia is a great American city. 🇺🇸🫡🥲

I wish the Senate handled a coup in the US treasury the way Philly handles winning a ball game

God I wish

See now I’m starting to think that these people want a machine to summarize things for them because when a human does it, the human uses words like “no” and “that would hurt people” and “that’s illegal.”

ok so genuinely what are we supposed to do about elon

mind you, this "doge official" IS A FRESHMAN AT NORTHEASTERN

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

SCOOP: Many of the pages that went missing on Friday from the CDC website on Friday have reappeared — in response to intense media coverage, backlash from the scientific community and concern for the public’s health. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/h...

Apparently, allowing Americans to file their tax returns for free is a bad thing. A big gift to the Big Tax lobby and a big middle finger to Americans.

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

Your regular reminder that pretty much all of the Russiagate stuff was completely true and Trump just got away with it by firing and pardoning the right people and covering it all up

I committed every Achewood strip to memory for a perfect pull like this

Well the award for most cowardly, boot-lickingest academic society has squarely gone to the American Society of Microbiology, who has taken down features of various non-white scientists. Absolutely pathetic behavior. Those articles are now coming up as “under review”. Truly sickening cowardice here.

The NTSB says it will no longer email news outlets or reporters with notifications of upcoming press conferences, including those on plane crashes in Washington and Philadelphia. Instead, all notifications will be made on X. We're filing a FOIA to find out more about the change in policy.

I wonder if Cory Booker’s social media training for elected Dems included to just keep blithely posting as your terrified constituents beg you to do something

Cannot tell you how hollow it feels to get scads of these BLUE WAVE!! accounts following me while watching our government disintegrate. Yes, meme some more, I’m sure it devastates them while they try to executive order me out of existence.

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

Can we please remember that very recently South Korea showed us all what we should do when the president does illegal shit

oh did you write some code for a website that became popular once? well you must be the wisest and best of us, here let us give you unlimited authority over the future of the entire country.

HE'S FUCKING SENILE AND RACIST THAT'S ALL THAT'S HAPPENING HERE

The plan was to understaff everything, at least until you could staff it all with Project 2025 or Twitter Blue Nazis. Almost shocked at how quickly the danger of that showed up.

I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask: "Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?" And see what happens.

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify. The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips. Good job, friends.

Elon Musk just killed 67 people. Say it back.

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:

"Trump appointed a road rules cast member to be in charge of airline safety and this is the result" that's all true and a one-sentence narrative that is completely damning to the ears of someone who isn't paying much attention to politics. Take the layup.