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flashwildlove.bsky.social
Nice, British, mostly harmless human.
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Bird and baby birdlings. A Flash Wildlove photo

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Dear @theonion.com I feel I will have to stop following you soon... ...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now. More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x

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Whether you dislike Kanye West or hate Kanye West there's one thing we can all agree on: He's definitely had a bomb surgically implanted in his wife.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you for some reason you had cat for feet would you move your old fashioned legs to walk, or rely on the cat-feet feet to do it all? Maybe a combination of both? And would you need to feed the cat feet individually or would they take all they need from your body's systems?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Need to start a campaign: "Hamburgers For Trump". #hamburgersfortrump . Get those arteries really full. Then we launch the campaign: "Sudden Loud Surprises For Trump".

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I used to eat my bananas by peeling them from the top by the stalk, but now I peel them like a monkey: Hanging upside down in a tree while throwing my poop at strangers.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Light red is called pink, but what about the other colours? Why don't they get a named lighter shade? My idea is: Light Blue=Blink Light Yellow=Yink Light Green=Grink Light Brown=Brink Light Orange=Orink Light Purple=Purplink Light Black=Grey. New method to start 1st of March.

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Just lovely leaf texture. A Flash Wildlove photo

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The Adder: Britain's most poisonous snake. Quite an unhappy one too as I was shooing her back into the open with my foot. A Flash Wildlove photo

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In a word: Great band. In 12 words: Fun idea, original sound, top musicians, good documentary. Approved by Robert Plant. #dreadzeppelin www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-X1...

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The Kelpies. Falkirk. A Flash Wildlove photo

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