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flashwildlove.bsky.social
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Photo of a monkey that I seem to have offended in some way. Not often you get such a dirty look from a hairy naked fellow sitting in a tree. A Flash Wildlove photo

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President Trump has delayed tariffs? But I just spent the last 3 days building a billion dollar factory in Dimtown Michiwaresetts!

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Happy World Frog Day Hopping off a log day Swimming round a bog day With big and bulgy eyes. This is not a joke day Its a have great big croak day Give a toad a poke day And go and eat some flies. By Flash Wildlove

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Being over 50 means waking up each day and spending 5 minutes figuring out if any important features of the body have stopped working or have fallen off.

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Oh,carrot cake, you art dead nice I love to eat you slice by slice Your lovely creamy cream cheese topping Once I start eating I can't start stopping Every bite is amazin' Sometimes cake and sometimes raisin Of all the cakes which making's able You're the best one full of vege table -Flash Wildlove

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Bird and baby birdlings. A Flash Wildlove photo

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Dear @theonion.com I feel I will have to stop following you soon... ...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now. More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x

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Whether you dislike Kanye West or hate Kanye West there's one thing we can all agree on: He's definitely had a bomb surgically implanted in his wife.

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If you for some reason you had cat for feet would you move your old fashioned legs to walk, or rely on the cat-feet feet to do it all? Maybe a combination of both? And would you need to feed the cat feet individually or would they take all they need from your body's systems?

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