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FLashY & fASHionable, it’s ur favorite bad habit, bad bitch, Gemini, & autism mom! Semi-retired sneaker head, daddy’s girl & everything girly! THEE Sarcastic & Spicy Southernbelle that only listens to trap music. 803 to 704 currently.
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I’m in a monthly qa & compliance meeting and all I can think about is what I cooked for dinner.

The house need to clean itself at this point. I’m tired!!!!!!!!!

I hope they win the bid to bring it back!

Rich $ex was a great song. It’s more the beat/bass line. Future was in that studio session crooning.

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The Charlotte single tax is CRAZZZXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYY! You have to make $100,000 to “survive” as a single person in Charlotte.

I know Charlotte is taking the snow serious when everything is salted down lol!

I want to join the Y again ..but for free lol 😩

Good Morning ☀️

Been skipping on my #BHM facts but today’s Black History Fact: The theme song 2 public television’s popular children’s program, Reading Rainbow, is sung by Chaka Kahn. I didn’t know that & don’t reply tell me u did or ask me omg how could u not hear it! HUSH! ☝🏾 don’t b THAT person! Happy CHOOSEday

I’m gay but I’m not ggaaayyy

Finally up for work. FAWCK

Also? Beyoncè x Donk? I need her to perform that. Like gon head ‘ make it western with a guitar & call Pharrell & the Dream ..LEAVE IT AS IS …but I NEED IT!

Nah I think I just slept in my contacts 🤣

i be so overstimulated with clothes on. i be wanting to take my hair off and put it on the dresser 😩

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Did we all just wake up randomly just now?

Respectfully, that’s not any of my business!

if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet

Fell asleep in my hydro under eye masks & now my eyes are crusty! Great!

Lmfao I just ate two slices of pizza in the bed! 🤭 quick lemme go thru somebody phone & I’ll drop some weight quick. Anybody’s phone really 🤣

Do people still go in the mall to like …shop lol

😫 do I put my tin foil hat on now or this is still big orange rumps fault for firing everyone in the FAA?

The mall

Oh noooooo. Beer was not getting wasted like that! Some games, we had a designated drink pourer. The table was water. That’s the copy paper community way lmao

Alchemist went crazy on this Munyon Canyon beat. Shit make me wanna smoke and I don’t even smoke. It’s just the vibe 😂

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Apparently Gemini’s are compatible with LiBRA 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Aquarius, Aries, Leo, and SagitTERRORISTS?

Gemini’s are mirrors and reflect back whatever you give them

Y’all use “crazy” real loose. Crazy is white jackets. So …

Complementary? ☹️

Define crazy?

The way ERRRRRthang is booked the fuck up! Mthrfckr better have a chef at this point!

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Damn 7 years ago I was at Mardi Gras!

Need to lose 30 pounds by June 17. I can lose 30 pounds by June 17. I will lose 30 pounds by my birthday. Easy peasy, watch me work!