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Once upon a time on the bird ap: We left when it became X. Not Keanu Charles Reeve’s gf. I am 👉🏼a real human📝🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 https://www.instagram.com/s0larck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
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What if we scheduled a day and time where all Americans simultaneously screamed “Fuck Donald Trump!” out of our front doors. I feel like that would help

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Gm anyone else getting Kate Bush "babooshka" in their head?

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I am contacting some brilliant people to be guests on Aunty Sochelle Hour-ish. It's a comedy/talk show on parasocial relationships. I interview game makers, Voice actors, writers, a few professors, some famous folks. If you love people, but not in person, this will be your favorite go-to, stalkers.

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This is gold

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I just subscribed to Geoff’s illuminati 👇🏽

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Side eye

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I told your dog to give you the side eye until you cave in and give extra treats.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m playing hard to get with the illuminati.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Weekends are for hiding from work.

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My cat likes to cuddle with me because it helps him focus while he plots my demise

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He is waiting for me to fall asleep so that oh nvm he started licking himself

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Porn is so unrealistic like you expect me to believe that they actually own that house

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You know which house needs a deep clean? The House of Representatives.

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Fun rainbow balloon this morning! Beautiful sky gem. Have a great Friday resisters!

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Great day cross country skiing today.

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What if this life has all occurred in the past and you are merely reliving the memory, the dream of your past?

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Another sunset over the Welsh border.

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Nugget still laughs at my jokes!

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This is exhausting.

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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:

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Here we go. Outrageous! abcnews.go.com/Health/rfk-j...

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I’d melt looking into those soft, warm eyes!

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My girl Prue from yesterday!

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My gardening staff haven't been motivated lately. Any suggestions?

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It’s not like don’t already I have enough cats. I’m keeping busy by making cats. It’s actually a great way to not have to think about what’s happening. I’ll show updates when they’re finished. These guys are going to be donated to a couple of animal shelters to be auctioned.

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🫡 🌴

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My dad jokes make my partner so hot that she wants to bang me. In the head. With the frying pan. Wakka wakka.

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