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flatfuck.bsky.social
He/Him | 21+ | Big Gay | San Jose, CA | 🐊 🦈 | 🇨🇳 | Usually SFW Fursuit Photographer | Balloon Twister | Neopets DTI Admin 🐦 Twitter: @sliced_ramen 🎨 Icon: @PancinDeSalvado
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Today, I made a giant balloon wall for practice, and I think it turned out nice! 😊 I ran out of 11” rounds, so I used my Link-o-Loons

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I really hope I can find a Dance Evolution cab at LVFC, I haven't played that game in forever and Just Dance and Dance aRound aren't the same

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living tube

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It came to me in a dream.

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And I’ll do it again!

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Analog balatro

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Here are my photos from April 2025 @frolic.bsky.social Enjoy! www.flickr.com/photos/tasty...

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CUNTISSIMO IN MY ASS www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id_0...

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y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

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Furry cons are good & necessary because you find out the people you met through mutual weird kinks online are beautiful and intelligent and vivacious. The dragon who threatens to eat you sometimes is a professional welder and could talk your ear off about rock climbing. I love this community so much

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The g in g-shep stands for gay actually

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Oh it’s Neil Day and Homestuck Day

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Happy Niel day, to all who celebrate.

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That was a good frolic, I loved whoever played that Abracadabra mix

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I need him to do this to me, but also like imagine how good his back must feel

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The absolute legend @texsaber.bsky.social making balloon animals IN FURSUIT

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twins airheaded n fluff-filled dont worry about them looking little different :9c

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That Cherry Bomb Red Wig was everything

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I want to wear a fullsuit again 👉👈

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Shipping this dragon off to LVFC next week! I'm sure the cryo pod will keep em out of trouble! Hmm, both BLFC & LVFC having a space theme. #fursuitfriday #fursuit #fursuiting 📷: @kurrikage.me

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"I'm afraid furry cons will suffer from this insanity" Uh... yeah.. they will? Did you expect them to fare well when nobody from outside the USA wants to travel there anymore and tariffs on China will make it IMPOSSIBLE to print stickers and get cheap merch over the web shipped to you?

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Honored to receive a Genuine Balloon Animal from the certified toy-twisting mascot himself, @texsaber.bsky.social !! 🎈

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old work for Siya Studio. Nile crocodiles

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We eating at the laundromat again 🗣️🍗

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Oh hey, if any of y'all are at TFF, come check out our show @ 5:30pm Main Stage (Divine Dragon Cannon!!)! Legitimately, this is going to be the biggest and best show we've ever put on. Can't wait to share it with you!!

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Good news, Internet: You can hang out with your favorite alligator ANY TIME you want! Claude’s 24/7 livestream camera launches tomorrow, and we’re kicking off this momentous occasion with a live watch party. 🐊

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

~💦

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

We lost a member of our staff family today. Peony was a gifted artist, and a sister to many of us. Her warmth, laughter, and creativity shaped our con in countless ways. She will be deeply missed, but never forgotten.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

My roommate does this and leaves his phone at home sometimes

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i need people to understand that asian grocery stores aren’t just a lifeline to asian americans: they’re also a source of fresh and affordable produce to low income non-asians who live in HCOL areas

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At work today, someone referred fat-free milk as Milk Zero

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Oh! I got spotted while at FC earlier this year and was recently shown the photographic evidence. Thank ya @flatfuck.bsky.social for this random memory!

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This Cat named @anew742.bsky.social

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Big dad on the Gold Coast. 📸: @colby.dog

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@ashg.ar wanted some Telegram stickers featuring him playing various rhythm games. All which I miss playing myself. See this image and more on other sites I'm on! -> venerabela.carrd.co

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