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And he was melty/re-formy 🤷‍♂️

Five jobs you've done, but one is made up: 1) window fitter 2) hoof de-stoner 3) SEGA playtester 4) butter factory operative 5) egg room worker

Short cat, long cat... and out of shot, crazy cat doing crazy cat things 🐈‍⬛️

Ok, posting done for another month or so I guess 🤷‍♂️ 👋

Third time is the charm...

Lancelot with the steel chair...

Well?

I feel this in my bones.

😮

Legit.

How things change

So I just found out my main on bannerlord can just up and fucking die of some kind of pox... duly noted... mfers.

Sad but true.

🔪

JD Pants.

🐈

Sumbarine. 🎮

Contemplative times pre work at silly o'clock, aggravated time take back, my time vs aggregate of sleep, the longer I stay up the worse it will be, but fuck those guys 😆 I'd rather be a paid zombie than a cog in the machine.

Ahhh yeah.

Harsh.

This shit is exhausting.

I concur.

Artist: Jim'll paint it This is fucking great, ngl.

Check up shout into the void, hope you're all doing the thing 🤘

Eww. That is all.

Just a little post to keep relevant

Why do I see my own posts on my feed? Weird.

Streeeeetch cat

The hunter... or silly sausage.

Day 10 in a row at work, check. Back has decided to nearly shit out on me, check. One more day to go, bottle of vodka from the supermarket, kill or cure 😆

I am tempted to buy this, ngl.

Really, Patricia?