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I am the pilot inside the vehicle https://linktr.ee/diecast.music
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Elon musk should petition all the red counties to let him build hyperloop tunnels everywhere just for them to cave in

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Rotating my stupid fucking cat

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#Cats evolved for millions of years to become fidget toys

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I’m sensing a lot of golds at the Olympics with the gymnastics conservatives are doing for the signal gc

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If i could have any super power it would have to be making grifters explode when they enter within a 10 mile radius of me. It would be a whole roadtrip

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I wish i could beam gore into conservatives’ heads when they say something annoying as some sort of Pavlovian attack

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Listening to limp bizkit and being mad at my mom to simulate being a kid again

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Pooping loud enough to drown out the world around me

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird how the more free time I have, the less I want to spend time on the thing I enjoy the most (music)

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My stomach hurts rn

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Inviting her over just to show her your plants

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Vocal stims are so in right now. How convenient to be an absolute Tourette’s machine

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Marauding is underrated. Sometimes I just lurk for the fun of it. I just wander.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I dose on illegal recreational esketamine Starred in a livestream backyard penectomy

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

How do you hide from something YOU have found?

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Cats are wild man. “I am very content, and to demonstrate this, will now mimic the sound of a very distant propeller plane”

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

There’s an racist kid gutting the federal government with near free reign and I can’t find a full stack job

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

If Joe Rogan head got cracked open it would look like a century egg

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

My best takes happen on the least amount of sleep

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

If I catch my roommate’s cat eating my cat’s food one more time hijacking his dreams and sending him to 1600s Canada as a beaver

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

My phone was broken for a week and I was really enjoying it

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One silver lining of the tiktok event is now I can filter people I wanna talk to by who actually thought it was Biden’s fault

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Going to Yosemite just so I can send a postcard with a comma after the Yo to my favorite Jews

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Bread that turns into gunpowder when you eat it

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’m onto something and that something is nothing

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I CAST 5MG HALOPERIDOL

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Taco Bell cup has a sticker that said live mas on it and yet I found none.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Scratch off powder hashish

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Scratching my dry skin so hard it reveals a winning number and 6 mismatches

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I’m giving transfusions of my blood to my cat. No particular reason

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Making progress towards my goal of becoming crepuscular because it sounds cool

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is but a percussion instrument designed to be drummed

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Raking up leaves so I can make leaf soup that will kill me

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

High but I could be higher. The eternal struggle

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Posting blank solid color squares on Instagram and selling people who repost in solidarity on MLMs

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was a porcupine and fucking exploded needles at people

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

They gotta make a mattress that you just kinda slide into like a human sandwich

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Roommate is looking at moon boots and the sizing says men’s 42/44 so I’m imagining receiving one boot and u have to wear it like pants and hop around

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Summoning Pol Pot from the void to track down and slaughter the person who greenlit the balenciaga trash bag

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments