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I am the pilot inside the vehicle https://linktr.ee/diecast.music
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Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place

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Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will

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Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be

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Building an experimental new urinal for men where u park ur dick in and pee and there’s a big curly straw type thing that the pee goes thru kinda like how ppl make those big hamster cities

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If I won a Grammy or some shit and was on stage at the mic I’d just start counting and not stop

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Going into the woods to find a wolf with enough lung capacity to blow trump’s house down

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Dreams are crazy man. One night I’ll be a tricked out cyborg and the next I just get fucking cancer

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I’m done. I’m ready to be someone’s twink housewife now

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Dropped Christianity, not enough postgame content

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Shopping around for a studio that will produce my scared straight style reality show but with Japanese people that wear grills and say the n word. They will be dropped off at o block and left to fend for themselves for 2 weeks.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I’m tired of being an eternal pedestrian

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Hiding from my cat as he tries to echolocate me

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Someone needs to tell trump about lemuria

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Since things are just constantly getting worse I think I’m going to pair my twirled mustache with a nice crop top

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to bully it

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve unemployed too long, I’m getting dangerously close to making folk music

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

3am hummus and cold cuts my farts will be my own alarm clock

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I am more retarded than meets the eye

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

They should tariff being straight next

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Elon musk should petition all the red counties to let him build hyperloop tunnels everywhere just for them to cave in

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Rotating my stupid fucking cat

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

#Cats evolved for millions of years to become fidget toys

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sensing a lot of golds at the Olympics with the gymnastics conservatives are doing for the signal gc

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

If i could have any super power it would have to be making grifters explode when they enter within a 10 mile radius of me. It would be a whole roadtrip

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I wish i could beam gore into conservatives’ heads when they say something annoying as some sort of Pavlovian attack

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to limp bizkit and being mad at my mom to simulate being a kid again

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Pooping loud enough to drown out the world around me

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird how the more free time I have, the less I want to spend time on the thing I enjoy the most (music)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My stomach hurts rn

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Inviting her over just to show her your plants

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Vocal stims are so in right now. How convenient to be an absolute Tourette’s machine

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Marauding is underrated. Sometimes I just lurk for the fun of it. I just wander.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I dose on illegal recreational esketamine Starred in a livestream backyard penectomy

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

How do you hide from something YOU have found?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Cats are wild man. “I am very content, and to demonstrate this, will now mimic the sound of a very distant propeller plane”

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

There’s an racist kid gutting the federal government with near free reign and I can’t find a full stack job

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

If Joe Rogan head got cracked open it would look like a century egg

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

My best takes happen on the least amount of sleep

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

If I catch my roommate’s cat eating my cat’s food one more time hijacking his dreams and sending him to 1600s Canada as a beaver

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment