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I’m a hardworking, taxpaying, churchgoing, grandkid-raising American citizen. And if I work all day long and want to go home, smoke a joint & just stare at the fireplace for 3 hours…that’s my civil liberty. ‪ @sarapayan.bsky.social‬ reports on my mission to end America's prohibition on marijuana:

There's a 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player if you were looking for good things going on in the world

this is a massive election for the future of san diego county (3.1M residents!) and has gotten very little national attention. honestly not that much local attention either!

100% undeniable evidence that the NY and national Democrat monied establishment took a moment, regrouped, and said to themselves well this right wing Zionist racist red-baiting might just work again. We need to lean into it to push the Grandpa the Italian Pervert back into traffic.

Dem leadership fight ZM and AOC harder than they fight Trump and the actual fascists destroying the country.

David Hogg is cooking lately

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

oh bud this is a grill, not a motel

The number of registered independents and third-party members is growing as voters are breaking from the two-party system at increasing rates, according to an NBC News analysis of voter registration data.

excuse me while I eat this peaches and cream cake with watermelon and honeydew sprinkled with a squeeze of lime, salt, basil, and Parmesan cheese 😭

by the way

LA Fitness has rebranded their audio identity to gay poppers bus club another club rush bpm fag city 3000 and frankly I don’t have to bring my headphones anymore

now who the hell left their mini protein tub outside the gym 💀

who up dilling their havarti sandwich

It's cause he's sweating after last night's results

Some former employees of the NOAA who were fired, rehired and fired again this spring say they have received debt notices from the federal government to pay it back for health care coverage. Those workers also say the notices are for coverage they never had.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

You guys he may have won the primary but now is NOT the time to relax - at any minute a drag queen could be waiting to release their “Zohran Zohran” parody Padam video

Pitt the Quitter

part of my jock’s elastic started to unravel and I did an alright patch of it but I reinforced the other end and I just wanna show off this clean af whipstitch 😎🪡🧵

good morning

honeydew melon is s-tier when it’s respected. it wasn’t built for shipping, it’s supposed to be eaten ripe off the vine, and it’s called honeydew for good reason. eating actually ripe honeydew for the first time is a paradigm shift. honeydew, I love you 🍈❤️

I was offline when I found out and my mom from the other room said “hey! Mamdani?! are you reading what I’m reading?” then as I was frantically logging on for context she goes “Cuomo conceded!” and chat— I almost passed out 🥳

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

when you’re being mean to me…..

if he really had “Big Balls” he’d whistleblow the hell out of the Trump Admin with an internal exposé

<endless screaming>

setting out-of-office to permanently auto-reply “at the gym getting bigger bewbs, never email me ever again”

not me just accidently yelling at my rep for voting *not* to table Al Green's impeachment resolution. the dumb double negative got me fam. goofy ass legislative language. anyway 128 Dem's voting to table it jesus christ I'm happy my guy isn't one of them

I got yelled at earlier when I said Dems weren't doing more than writing angry letters. I apologize. They're also trying to stop members of their own party from doing anything to help.

Apple not having a store in Riverside makes zero sense to me…we have like 63k+ college students here. I gotta drive 45min to get to a store?

I’m gaining weight again!!

personal opinion but I think if you bring a DSLR into an open gym you should get roundhouse kicked in the face

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.