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submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

the cum professor has been named as the next Pope

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

submitted 3 days ago • 453 comments

Drinking a beer and getting freaked out by the cover art of Merriweather Post Pavilion.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

bit on the nose

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

I am chilling on the orbital weapon platform - there are tungsten rods, there are powerful lasers - and it's all solar powered. Very cool!

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

You should keep getting linearly taller as you age. If you live to be 100 you should be 10 feet tall

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

this hits so hard rn

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

bienvenidos a Taqueria “Goku.” mi scouter ha detectado…un nuevo mundo de sabor

submitted 511 days ago • 2 comments

I'm just out of frame gripping the other end of the rope and spinning the horse as fast as I can

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

(dapping up my skeleton friend and trying to think of what skeletons would consider a compliment) looking Gaunt

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 28 comments

(giving political speech) We’re gonna be exactly like the bad guys in a Miyazaki movie. We’ll build a flying war machine with way too many propellers. We’ll burn down a beautiful rose garden

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 22 comments

Thinking about Daffy Duck’s life and the role prayer could’ve played there

submitted 36 days ago • 16 comments

Thinking about funniest shots this century. There are so many but I’m thinking this is my Mt. Rushmore

submitted 39 days ago • 28 comments

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat Content, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for slop thou [art], and unto slop shalt thou return

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

Sega Chihiro boot sound for your Monday evening

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

i hate the word "treatlerite" because i know it applies to me... i never use doordash or any of those apps but i am motivated by a tiny delicious snack to a degree that can be described as fascist...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 44 days ago • 332 comments

(losing terribly at darts) It's getting impossible to hit the bullseye on some of these newer dart boards

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

In conclusion,

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

Disney's THE SKELETON DANCE is now in the #PublicDomain! 💀🎶 Why's this a big deal? This 1929 Silly Symphony redefined animation by syncing music & visuals. Now, it’s free to use, remix & reimagine. What'll YOU create? 🎥 ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025

submitted 46 days ago • 10 comments