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Boomers: "Millennials and Gen Z Just Need to Work HARDER" youtube.com/shorts/Al9M0...

Wind Waker & F-Zero GX on Switch 2 NSO is almost worth that ridiculous price.

Who pays that much for hyped up tap water? youtu.be/dqkA20C7TR8?...

"Going back to Mega Man and getting my ass kicked by every single stage when I used to do buster-only runs in the school computer lab" #MegaMan www.reddit.com/r/Megaman/s/...

How do these terminally online rectal parasites function in actual society?

“Are you comfortable working in a fast-paced environment?”

"Something bad" happened on two planets with ZERO human activity. Funny, that. Too bad they didn't have massive taxpayer-funded grants to correct their natural courses of planetary development.

I'm going to assume that our vigilant #BlueSky developers are hard at work, developing automatic and/or embedded translation features, so that I don't have to copy-and-paste into Google Translate for every language conversion.

A rare moment of Cenk Uygur making sense: #TYT #ACA #healthcare youtu.be/5aa5SYynObo?...

"American" cheese is by far the worst Swiss invention.

#YouTubeShorts #USA #Comedy #Funny #America #MattAndJustus #Trump youtube.com/shorts/zay6a...

#DOGE

Realism is highly overrated. Surrealism is where it's at.

Movie titles that I remember, but I don't recall if I've actually seen the film: 1. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 2. Boyz in the Hood 3. Half Baked 4. A Low Down Dirty Shame

There's a quick and easy way out of the friend zone; it's called "banging her sister."

Now all of my neighbors' cats have moved in with me. Help. youtube.com/shorts/G_z60...

How is a marriage like a shit? It's give and take!

This Sunday, April 27th, marks the 33rd year anniversary of the Kirby franchise! To commemorate, enter this Present Code in #Kirby and the Forgotten Land to claim your reward: SPECIALPRESENT

Half an hour after I rinsed out my AC unit, it started raining. Go figure.

#EterniaGym #BodyCount #DarkHumor youtu.be/DO9Z-3PzDPk?...

Got my domain verified on here. Not sure what this means for old posts or tags, but it's now showing up as my domain instead of @realmaddox

Mario is a really cool guy. Eh stomped many a Goomba and doesn't afraid of anything.

#Skeletor #Nintendo #Switch2 youtu.be/jgFaRJ9aQn8?...

I once had a group of friends who tried to bring me to Olive Garden. I immediately declined and got new friends. Best decision I ever made.

#Trump #Tariffs #DougBowser #Nintendo #Switch2 #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver youtube.com/shorts/J7cFz...

Weird that the attorney general in DC is pressuring a journal that publishes studies on asthma, chest infections and lung diseases to have more INCLUSION and DIVERSITY in viewpoints in their journal. So we got rid of DEI and replaced it with... DEI..? Cool cool.

KIRBY LOOK OUT

So many shitty things that are wrong with our society can be traced back to Prohibition. #Tipping youtu.be/q_vivC7c_1k?...

To be a sssimp isss to be a wimp! #CobraWisdom

#FriedChicken youtube.com/shorts/oM58U...