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If someone offered me a warm smile and a handjob I think I would cry.

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I'm getting sick of everyone complaining about egg prices. Do these people have any idea what happens in the egg industry? If you knowingly support an industry of animal cruelty then I do not want to hear you complain about your own hardship.

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Fun biology fact: If you took out your all your veins, capillaries, and arteries and laid them out, end to end, you would die.

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The past tense of sleep is sloop.

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You ever look up at the universe and think "what the fuck is this place?"

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Wow. I was so stressed just now that I felt a little relief when the anxiety attack took over because I actually know how to handle that feeling.

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Thinking about the biological purpose of the penis makes me huff.

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If you laminate your toilet paper it lasts longer.

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Maud Pie is autistic.

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I want to be wanted. I want to be praised and assured that all my efforts and stress meant something to someone. I want to be assured I did everything right and that I deserve to be rewarded.

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Why does forest green look so good? It just feels so dense and clean?? Right?

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"Don’t need the system We can kill them if we try Shoot up everything we see And we’ll write it on the wall I hope you die!" ~Excerpt of Zero Percent by My Chemical Romance

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Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on the coffee table.

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I wish I could be someone's pet so I don't have to deal with life.

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whispers the secret phrase that makes you cum

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Cute dragons without their clothes on

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I'm so sick of being surrounded by things I can't afford. I feel so defeated, dude.

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I thought about a beautiful sleeping dragon and I almost cried.

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Do you think Trump has nightmares about the times he was shot at?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

aggressively sniffs you

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know Elon Musk lies about being good at video games? He's such a loser.

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Is there a name for the swirly pleasure lines?

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Whoa. Got myself a little worked up there thinking about being praised.

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I wish I had a tail to wag.

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Will the devs please remove Elon Musk from the simulation? He's griefing us and ruining the experience.

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If someone offered me a warm smile and a handjob I think I would cry.

I'm getting sick of everyone complaining about egg prices. Do these people have any idea what happens in the egg industry? If you knowingly support an industry of animal cruelty then I do not want to hear you complain about your own hardship.

Fun biology fact: If you took out your all your veins, capillaries, and arteries and laid them out, end to end, you would die.

The past tense of sleep is sloop.

You ever look up at the universe and think "what the fuck is this place?"

Wow. I was so stressed just now that I felt a little relief when the anxiety attack took over because I actually know how to handle that feeling.

Thinking about the biological purpose of the penis makes me huff.

If you laminate your toilet paper it lasts longer.

Maud Pie is autistic.

I want to be wanted. I want to be praised and assured that all my efforts and stress meant something to someone. I want to be assured I did everything right and that I deserve to be rewarded.

Why does forest green look so good? It just feels so dense and clean?? Right?

"Don’t need the system We can kill them if we try Shoot up everything we see And we’ll write it on the wall I hope you die!" ~Excerpt of Zero Percent by My Chemical Romance

Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on the coffee table.

I wish I could be someone's pet so I don't have to deal with life.

whispers the secret phrase that makes you cum

Cute dragons without their clothes on

I'm so sick of being surrounded by things I can't afford. I feel so defeated, dude.

I thought about a beautiful sleeping dragon and I almost cried.

Do you think Trump has nightmares about the times he was shot at?

aggressively sniffs you

Did you know Elon Musk lies about being good at video games? He's such a loser.

Is there a name for the swirly pleasure lines?

Whoa. Got myself a little worked up there thinking about being praised.

I wish I had a tail to wag.

Will the devs please remove Elon Musk from the simulation? He's griefing us and ruining the experience.

When my eyelashes catch on each other when I blink I feel like shitting and screaming.

Life is just the universe scaring the shit out of itself.

Bro I think this mole on my chest is actually a third nipple.

Humans transfer information by vibrating the air. That's nuts, man.