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As blueskyroast says: The Enigmatic Garden Gnome of Bluesky A curious blend of humor, chaos, and cat chaos! "Only here for the kittens and the occasional existential crisis.”
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The Extreme Weather Report, February 20, 2025: This is your weather on fossil fuels.

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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I wish more reporters would do this!

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

🚨UNRELEASED BABY SNOWY PLOVER VIDEO!! I didn't even know I had this! Don't scroll away, Plover A runs into Plover B. DOUBLE THE PLOVER!!! 🪶

submitted 16 days ago • 54 comments

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-ope...

submitted 19 days ago • 75 comments

#Threads is the only social media app that’s been remotely entertaining since Trump took office. The rest of them are filled with people (in support of Trump) acting ridiculous or people ( not supporting Trump) posting all the horrible stuff he’s doing. I don’t want politics in a social media app.

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It's snowing in New Orleans.

submitted 33 days ago • 118 comments

This new tower on Immokalee Rd. cracks me up. Its in a heavily wooded area, but… It’s 3x taller than the tallest trees in the surrounding forest. It doesn’t look like any of the species in the surrounding forest. Branches only on top third. I guess I shouldn’t fault them for *trying* #swfl #nature

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They knew. They lied. Make them pay. Photo by Kit Karzen showing the scale of destruction in Los Angeles’ Pacific Palisades from the #palisadesfire.

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Buildings in downtown Ft. Myers, FL before the fog descended upon us last night.

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More thick fog tonight, like most NYE in SWFL.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Extremely Extreme Extreme Mesonet weather of 2024. Wait, we're posting it with 2 weeks left in the year? Come on, what's the worst that could happen? 😬 Check out the Ticker for the particulars of each extreme! ticker.mesonet.org #okwx #okmesonet

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Everyone needs to stop and look at these adorable photos of our cats that my roommate took!

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How many of these did you hear about? The Extreme Weather Report, December 12, 2024. This is your weather on fossil fuels.

submitted 72 days ago • 10 comments

Holiday cocktail idea: 1) One large ice cube 2) Enough bourbon to submerge one large ice cube

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Funny because true.

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The Philippines have now been hit by four typhoons in the span of just 10 days. Can't say I recall ever seeing this before.

submitted 98 days ago • 71 comments

6AM in the woods of GA

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submitted 101 days ago • 194 comments

Ember. 4.5 months old. She is a terror this week. But the cute friggen terror that ever existed. #cats #kittens

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My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?

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