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can you tell I’m at a women’s hockey game

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how is prison making Luigi even hotter

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the next Bond girl be be like Pryme Daye or some shit

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Is this a lot? I can’t think of an appropriate acronym, but Happy Saturday nonetheless.

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found next to a urinal in a dying mall; good luck guy

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

death penalty but only for those who spit their gum into urinals

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Brave New World was like Captain Eh-merica

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there is a dude at this theatre in full Captain America drag and he really does have America’s ass

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good news everyone my phone wasn’t broken the charging port was just full of garbage

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dropped a spray bottle at the gym because I was too busy staring at a bearded ginger on the treadmill with a dump truck

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hope all you sexy people are celebrating the feast of st valentine or at least having a great friday

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

needed a project this week so I’m building some lil tables

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BUT HER EMAILS he screamed as Musk's enforcers dragged him away

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sooooo excited to learn that Elon probably now has my SSN

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if you aren't on Doechii yet, just listen to Beverly Hills

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ok hear me out but I think Doechii and Pharrell would be magic

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SZA will be at the Super Bowl with Kendrick in case you needed another reason to watch

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

yes this started as my alt but now it is mainly for me to talk about Kendrick so just go with it

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Kendrick is truly the king of all short kings

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16 years (but I haven't used it in 2) down the drain but who wants to be part of it anymore

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too bad minors can't download it

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i thought i read that the Gaga looks in Abracadabra were vintage McQueen but now I'm seeing they there Theyskens and upcycled wedding dresses and old fabrics? i guess i will believe vogue on this one

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the world is simply better when gaga just sings noises

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no snark here: Abracadara is a truly thrilling 4.5 minutes

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in what world is Sabrina the tallest in a photo

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