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flleb.bsky.social
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Can I just fucking die now? Like seriously is that just too much to ask? Any fucking God or goddess want this life? No? Guess I can't blame ya. I don't want it either. Fucking pussies....

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Since I just had my lower back teeth removed, my dentist says I won't be able to chew solids anymore..... But I can still eat you my darling. ;)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe I accidentally shared a morning wood shot on Snapchat! I swear I closed the app.... I feel so dumb... I'm just glad the people that saw it approved....

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Am I lucky or unlucky? Am I a fool or a genius? Am I playing darts while people are playing checkers? All these questions from an incident last night that anyone else would have just left me there to die.... Yet... Somehow salvation has been granted.... But I don't want it... Send me to hell already

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly wonder if she will ever see this. That I'm confessing my love for her and willing to change so much about me just to be more her custom made man. We will run off together and the world will sing tales of our love story. For generations baby!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'm easily a deviant. But I'd give it all up for her. She knows I'd give her my legit everything. We got this.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Mmmhmm

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

People should really focus on the last 2 hours of Metal Gear Solid 2 and I promise you'll find a real philosophy or even better, a real world you wanna see.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly if we talked about major players of our civilization in pure fact based rhetoric and removed any connection of exemplification or vindication, we would truly progress. Lay out the facts of a human and let the other humans decide what to do with it, I promise it would all be better for us.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think the song "Pinball Wizard" was actually about a kid playing pinball. I think he was singing about Lady Justice.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I just want people to know that I can also hold your face down in either mud or pillows depending on how you treat me. People have tried to scam me multiple times now and I will not tolerate it. Sooooo pick your battles and the messages you send carefully. Do NOT bullshit me. Understand dearies?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Id love to know who Vicki Valencourts lawyer is. She did so many things wrong in Waterboy yet was able to avoid prison. That's so wild!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Sooooo was Kuzco a Squirrel scout or did he speak squirrel cuz he was a llama?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Tetris 99 can suck every inch of weewee it sees. Holy fuck seeing 19 players target me is WIIIIILD soooo bye. Thanks for having legit only 99 people that play the game anymore.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My new years resolution? Instead of just eating a shit sandwich every fucking meal, I'm AT LEAST gonna make the shit a Michelin star dish.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Who fucking cares

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Yep I can admit it now. I'm into phonk. 4 days and sounds are stuck in my head over words? Am I just tired of deeper meanings or do I need a good brain itch?

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Since humanity can't create a new thing, I have dubbed a new word. Doff - adj. - Dry joy. Ex. The smile you get or give to make those around cozy without the intent of calming.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment